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#Boston-based white af ciswoman, scream-singing #IndustrialMusic while speeding in her #R56 #MiniCooper.

Technical #Product lead for the largest mobile-#robotic […]

[bridged from https://hachyderm.io/@lkngrrr on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Effing around with #amazon QuickSuite today made me feel like a Boomer trying to rotate a PDF.
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
At #amazon Robotics we are constantly innovating. For example, the new Ribbed Banana.

The rib is a design affordance that prevents premature separation from the stalk during ripening, preserving your banana for its inevitable fate as bread.
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A brief summary of my day with our #cats.

“That sounds like cat barf.”
“It’s okay baby, do you feel better?”
“Please don’t step in her barf.”
“OH MY GOD DON’T EAT HER BARF”
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
If the #democrats could just stop pestering me for money while I’m figuring out baby shampoo ratios for pepper spray eyewash that would be greeeeaaaaaaaaaaat

#fuckice
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
All of the old people bitching about #sixsevenmemes are far more annoying than the kids just having fun shouting #sixseven.

Let the children have their thing. You don’t have to understand it. Eeeeeeesh.
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Cold enough this morning in #boston that I wore Pearl Izumi AmFib tights to work.

#wintercycling gear for the win.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
We should arm the unemployed with vaccine blowdarts and pay bounties on each confirmed hit.

#vaccines #antivax #Workfare
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
RE: https://newsie.social/@ProPublica/115961628164402729

*screaming in Functional safety*
newsie.social
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
17 inches here in #charlestownma, with more on the way this afternoon.

Come get us, #snowmageddon. We missed you.

#boston
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I proudly present the song that has been stuck in my head for the last two decades on and off, and now it can be stuck in yours too.

I give you… The Cat Poop Song.

#electronicmusic #DIYmusic #teenageengineering

https://on.soundcloud.com/6xBbd2T4kKuISgWY3O
The Cat Poop Song
It was stuck in my head for two decades and now it can be stuck in yours, too.
soundcloud.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Nothing like trying to learn about #meshtastic to make you wish you had been a better EE before getting expelled 25 years ago.
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My Jimmy Buffett hate-parody band is called Cheeseburger Casualty.
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We should call freeze-dried pet treats their true name, Astronaut Liver.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
If you want an eye-searing litter box experience, I highly recommend having a cat who decides to eat a morsel of bread dough that fell on the floor while I was testing its elasticity.

#cats
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
#mountaindew Baja Blast ice cream float.

Not nearly as horrible as it could be.
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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In New York, USA. 🇺🇸
January 20, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Nothing says intimacy like combing superglue out of your partner’s leg hair.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Some eyebrow-free marm is shilling Hyundai SUVs on my screen with their “off road capabilities”

BITCH YOU DRIVE TO TARGET
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That feeling when you show up for your shrink appointment in person and didn’t read the invite that said it was a virtual visit today
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Just FYI, if #amazon force upgrades you to “#alexa+ Early Access” and you get the obnoxious chirpy voice, you can kill it with:

“Alexa, end Alexa plus access”

Because apparently we need to swarm Jassy’s email with shit feedback about this.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Huh. I think iOS 26.2 resolve the impossible to read keyboard.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FOOTBALL WAS THAT

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK

#chicago #chibears #bears #ChicagoBears
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Someone needs to take that ketchup that #kevinhart sent to the Wieners Circle and throw it in the river.

#chicago #chibears #bears #ChicagoBears
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Donate blood, get a cat.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
HOCKY
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM