kulbreez
llangford.bsky.social
kulbreez
@llangford.bsky.social
Cranky, old, and tired.
And I have a MLIS, so don’t fuck with me on provenance and original order.
Thought I smelled sulfur
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Dead hookers and live boys all the way down
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Duh.
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Woke fonts?
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I don’t see anyone volunteering to take one for the team and get this idiot laid, either. Can’t we all just ignore him?
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Go away, Leon Skum.
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Oh, yes. It’s a classic. Terry rates him and Nancy Reagan as her all-time worst interviews.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
IK,R? I believe I was 13 and a few months when I was largely unimpressed.
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Margaret was kinda hot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Same!
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ours took a mousie to bed as well. ‘T’weren’t catnip, however, and we are assuming consumption was total, based on subsequent complete lack of… corpus.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just play Cake’s version
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“…a hippopotamus struggling to free itself from a slough of molasses.”
— H.L. Mencken, on the writing of Warren G. Harding

Tracks.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I also wish to flee behind the curve of the earth.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Having read this instead of getting my ass out of bed, I want to sink into the sea…
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m now seeing brave Os raising the flag on Iwo Jima. Please kill me now, and no, I’m not gonna AI this head image.
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A kind literary scholar, inventor of languages, a witness to trench warfare who cared deeply for the men in service to him, a loving husband and father, and a brilliant writer. These fucks are Saruman wannabes. Disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Damn fools will sell their souls for free cereal in the break room
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
As a lifelong ‘townie’ from Mountain View, all I can say is these motherfuckers don’t speak for all of us. Or most of us.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM