ghost
@llocalghost.bsky.social
artist, dev, reluctant owner of a corporeal form
doing the kevin mcallister scream looking at my jungle of a lawn after coming home from an 11 day vacation
May 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
doing the kevin mcallister scream looking at my jungle of a lawn after coming home from an 11 day vacation
I love this new way of living. I wake up, see a new graph about how everything is going to shit. Sign a few things and call a few people to ask to not have my rights and the rights of others taken away. Then I get to find out the next morning that didn’t work at all. This seems sustainable.
March 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love this new way of living. I wake up, see a new graph about how everything is going to shit. Sign a few things and call a few people to ask to not have my rights and the rights of others taken away. Then I get to find out the next morning that didn’t work at all. This seems sustainable.
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When you want to know who betrayed our Republic alongside Musk, start here.
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When you want to know who betrayed our Republic alongside Musk, start here.
soft launching going on vacation by starting a new language in duolingo
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
soft launching going on vacation by starting a new language in duolingo
lord help me i am about to make a decision
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
lord help me i am about to make a decision
I’ve started putting trivia facts in my PRs which has paved the way for my ultimate nefarious goal- info dumping about the Bayeux Tapestry
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’ve started putting trivia facts in my PRs which has paved the way for my ultimate nefarious goal- info dumping about the Bayeux Tapestry
me looking at tutorials on how to do certain art for a video game i’m trying to make and some of the top comments are like ‘I just generated it with AI :)’. what are we even fucking doing here. why don’t you just generate your whole game, have ai play it for you too- who gives a shit.
February 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
me looking at tutorials on how to do certain art for a video game i’m trying to make and some of the top comments are like ‘I just generated it with AI :)’. what are we even fucking doing here. why don’t you just generate your whole game, have ai play it for you too- who gives a shit.
the journey of a thousand miles (or- 11h 22m) begins
February 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the journey of a thousand miles (or- 11h 22m) begins
thank you hand cream tube, for letting out the loudest, wettest, somehow bass-boosted, fart noise possibly ever made while I was having a 1:1 with my boss. I hope you’re happy with yourself
February 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
thank you hand cream tube, for letting out the loudest, wettest, somehow bass-boosted, fart noise possibly ever made while I was having a 1:1 with my boss. I hope you’re happy with yourself
reverse million dollar idea, where someone pays you a million dollars to not do it. idea #1: savory yankee candles
February 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reverse million dollar idea, where someone pays you a million dollars to not do it. idea #1: savory yankee candles
alt super bowl watching
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
alt super bowl watching
In between bouts of losing all faith in nearly everything I have taken to annoying people- feel free to join- 5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
February 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In between bouts of losing all faith in nearly everything I have taken to annoying people- feel free to join- 5calls.org
“That would’ve killed on the Big Bang theory” -the dirtiest read I’ve ever gotten in my life from my HUSBAND
February 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“That would’ve killed on the Big Bang theory” -the dirtiest read I’ve ever gotten in my life from my HUSBAND
every time I see any lgbtq person in public (always but now more than ever)
January 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
every time I see any lgbtq person in public (always but now more than ever)
every time i wear a hoodie with the hood up during work: haha mr robot
December 20, 2024 at 8:22 PM
every time i wear a hoodie with the hood up during work: haha mr robot
What you need to know about me is that every time I peel a banana I say ‘can I take your jacket, sir?’ as I do so and make myself laugh
December 13, 2024 at 3:42 PM
What you need to know about me is that every time I peel a banana I say ‘can I take your jacket, sir?’ as I do so and make myself laugh
Every time I work out my abs the next day I am like ‘my chest feels weird- am I dying’? Only after three hours and mentally drafting a will do I remember there is in fact a non terminal reason for it
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Every time I work out my abs the next day I am like ‘my chest feels weird- am I dying’? Only after three hours and mentally drafting a will do I remember there is in fact a non terminal reason for it
I found a diary I had when I was like- 5 and a half and 1) I was so dyslexic it is funny 2) I apparently threw up a lot
December 11, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I found a diary I had when I was like- 5 and a half and 1) I was so dyslexic it is funny 2) I apparently threw up a lot
my youtube algo has my ass- ‘you want to watch the same four live performances before any novelty you little idiot???’ And every time, with tears in my eyes, I am like ‘yes pls’
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
my youtube algo has my ass- ‘you want to watch the same four live performances before any novelty you little idiot???’ And every time, with tears in my eyes, I am like ‘yes pls’
My neighbor just called and left a two minute voicemail asking what I was going to do with the ‘massive amount of leaves’ in my own fucking back yard. What the fuck.
November 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
My neighbor just called and left a two minute voicemail asking what I was going to do with the ‘massive amount of leaves’ in my own fucking back yard. What the fuck.
Not to already be looking forward but I’m just begging for like- a super brain hemorrhage in the first year of office
November 6, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Not to already be looking forward but I’m just begging for like- a super brain hemorrhage in the first year of office
my brother thought the word vicariously was bicuriously so has apparently been saying he wants to live bi-curiously through things
November 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
my brother thought the word vicariously was bicuriously so has apparently been saying he wants to live bi-curiously through things
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I know we’re all still deep in Moo Deng and Pesto madness, but I still think about my hometown hero Murphy pretty regularly
October 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I know we’re all still deep in Moo Deng and Pesto madness, but I still think about my hometown hero Murphy pretty regularly
Darren Korb didn’t have to go as hard as he did on ‘Wretched Shades’ but he did and I think that’s beautiful
October 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Darren Korb didn’t have to go as hard as he did on ‘Wretched Shades’ but he did and I think that’s beautiful