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@llortaton.bsky.social
Lives under a bridge. Afraid of goats. Occasionally chatting Argyle on @argylelife1886.bsky.social podcasts.
On the one hand you’re saying ‘you can’t write a team off at this point’ and on the other you are writing 3 teams off…
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It’s rare this happens. Likelihood you’re in the bottom 4 at this time of year and also at the end of season is ~75%.
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is that even clearer than a ‘stonewall penalty’?
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can’t be: everyone has been telling me it’s okay to be this big a shambles because we’re run sustainably…
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
‘But at least we’re sustainable…’
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Drug test that man immediately.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Convinced the board and Cleverley are playing ‘chicken’: one refusing or unable to pay; one unwilling to walk.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Say we are top of the league!
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We really don’t. Your eyes do not deceive you.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s like that scene in ‘Hook’ where they had to imagine what they were eating.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That’s the spirit. Now eat your gruel and be grateful.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Berne your bridges…
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Look if you’d just get behind the club it would make things a lot easier for them…
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you would just get behind the club, things would be a lot easier for them, you know…
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And 2 results from safety. 4 points and 5 goals.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Paterson…
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
1. Tell all the players they aren’t good enough.

2. Threaten them with losing out to Joes Hatch and Ralls. (😂)

3. Play square pegs in round holes again.

3. Lose.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM