Loren Bollman
@lmbollman.bsky.social
Just do the right thing. Be nice, except when dealing with MAGAts who think The Supreme Leader is never wrong and never lies. Shun them.
I’m sorry, but what is this working out shirtless in blue jeans thing RFKJ does? He must have the ugliest legs imaginable. Probably scarred up from all the needle injections he does.
February 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I’m sorry, but what is this working out shirtless in blue jeans thing RFKJ does? He must have the ugliest legs imaginable. Probably scarred up from all the needle injections he does.
About an hour from now, Trump is going to claim he just stopped a Ninth War because:
"I threatened to impose tariffs like the World Has Never Seen Before on the Country that was about to invade Texas through El Paso. I just hope the Supreme Court is paying attention."
"I threatened to impose tariffs like the World Has Never Seen Before on the Country that was about to invade Texas through El Paso. I just hope the Supreme Court is paying attention."
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
About an hour from now, Trump is going to claim he just stopped a Ninth War because:
"I threatened to impose tariffs like the World Has Never Seen Before on the Country that was about to invade Texas through El Paso. I just hope the Supreme Court is paying attention."
"I threatened to impose tariffs like the World Has Never Seen Before on the Country that was about to invade Texas through El Paso. I just hope the Supreme Court is paying attention."
Those new Trump-class battleships he was bragging about a few weeks ago must be coal powered.
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Those new Trump-class battleships he was bragging about a few weeks ago must be coal powered.
I’m still waiting for those 10% credit card interest rates that he had mandated to kick in by January 20.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I’m still waiting for those 10% credit card interest rates that he had mandated to kick in by January 20.
PURE BS. The denominator of the unemployment fraction would be getting smaller because of deportations & the numerator would be similar since unemployed citizens would be filling job openings created by deported illegals. The unemployment rate should be dropping. It is not. Math doesn't lie.
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
PURE BS. The denominator of the unemployment fraction would be getting smaller because of deportations & the numerator would be similar since unemployed citizens would be filling job openings created by deported illegals. The unemployment rate should be dropping. It is not. Math doesn't lie.
Great. So Canada’s teams at the Olympics are going to be extra motivated knowing this is probably the last Olympics they will ever be able to send a hockey team to.
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Great. So Canada’s teams at the Olympics are going to be extra motivated knowing this is probably the last Olympics they will ever be able to send a hockey team to.
I’m very confused. Does Kid Rock singing a song under his real name impact how the song sounds? I literally don’t understand what Kelly’s comment about that is supposed to mean. I don’t speak or understand MAGAT.
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I’m very confused. Does Kid Rock singing a song under his real name impact how the song sounds? I literally don’t understand what Kelly’s comment about that is supposed to mean. I don’t speak or understand MAGAT.
Trump and the GOP, led by Tommy Tupperware, is going to look to have the NFL disbanded after this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Trump and the GOP, led by Tommy Tupperware, is going to look to have the NFL disbanded after this.
And like the very humble man he is, The Supreme Leader immediately turned down.......never mind.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
And like the very humble man he is, The Supreme Leader immediately turned down.......never mind.
Today I learned that Columbus discovered the USA, which did not exist until 1776.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Today I learned that Columbus discovered the USA, which did not exist until 1776.
Rapist or racist. Either shoe fits perfectly.
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Rapist or racist. Either shoe fits perfectly.
We have our best guys tracking their movement with top line technology.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
We have our best guys tracking their movement with top line technology.
It’s hilarious to see all these GOP hardline immigration hawks turn into NIMBYs when it comes time for them to actually have some skin in the game.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It’s hilarious to see all these GOP hardline immigration hawks turn into NIMBYs when it comes time for them to actually have some skin in the game.
This will eliminate press coverage that ticket sales are way down and performer cancellations are way up until the middle of his last year. If he’s not impeached by then.
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This will eliminate press coverage that ticket sales are way down and performer cancellations are way up until the middle of his last year. If he’s not impeached by then.
Did they start meeting in a local pizzeria?
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Did they start meeting in a local pizzeria?
So if the DOJ and/or IRS decides to reach a settlement, does he have to sign off on it?
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
So if the DOJ and/or IRS decides to reach a settlement, does he have to sign off on it?
She has probably been entered in the new DHS database as a domestic terrorist.
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
She has probably been entered in the new DHS database as a domestic terrorist.
I can't imagine what Dokoupil and Katy Tur must talk about at the dinner table. Talk about 2 people on opposite sides of the news spectrum at this point in their careers.
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I can't imagine what Dokoupil and Katy Tur must talk about at the dinner table. Talk about 2 people on opposite sides of the news spectrum at this point in their careers.
What Trump doesn't know is that before the new rule, 78% of NFL kickoffs were touchbacks. No action. Now 78% of kickoffs are returned. Lots of action. He remains a MORON on all things factual.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM
What Trump doesn't know is that before the new rule, 78% of NFL kickoffs were touchbacks. No action. Now 78% of kickoffs are returned. Lots of action. He remains a MORON on all things factual.
It’s guaranteed to have teams from states - Massachusetts, Colorado, Washington, California - that did not vote for him and is being held in California. There is nothing for him to gain politically from attending.
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It’s guaranteed to have teams from states - Massachusetts, Colorado, Washington, California - that did not vote for him and is being held in California. There is nothing for him to gain politically from attending.
The other possibility here is that Trump is evil as fuck so what a normal functioning human being thinks is bad advice, Trump actually thinks is a perfect plan.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The other possibility here is that Trump is evil as fuck so what a normal functioning human being thinks is bad advice, Trump actually thinks is a perfect plan.
I just cannot imagine going through life being this dishonest on a personal level, let alone being this dishonest in front of the entire country and World.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I just cannot imagine going through life being this dishonest on a personal level, let alone being this dishonest in front of the entire country and World.
I’m actually surprised he didn’t mention he solved 8 wars as part of his post. Again.
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I’m actually surprised he didn’t mention he solved 8 wars as part of his post. Again.
Carney is high-fiving everybody that he's off the hook of having to be part of this clown show. I saw an interesting post on Twitter: 11 of the 25 countries on Trump's Board of Peace are currently banned from immigrant visas to the United States. That is a high quality Board of Peace.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Carney is high-fiving everybody that he's off the hook of having to be part of this clown show. I saw an interesting post on Twitter: 11 of the 25 countries on Trump's Board of Peace are currently banned from immigrant visas to the United States. That is a high quality Board of Peace.