My go-to lottery winner wish is for a personal chef. I don't care if it's Hamburger Helper as long as I don't have to plan/prepare/clean up after it.

Here's Councilman Houston flipping off the group of 12 speakers who all made a joint statement against Flock. Real mature shit.

Heartbreaking that some of the Brown students were experienced at active shooter situations since they survived them in high school. What have we done to this generation for lobbyist dollars?

A dab'll do ya. (Brylcream)

The infected children will then infect the senior population. Who will be left to vote for DeathSantis?

Drum line.

Just tell everyone you're turning 50. First, they'll all tell you, you look GREAT (and they'll mean it). Then, they'll realize how far you've come in your 1/2 century and they'll start picking up the check. It's a win all around.

You're the best, Graeme and your art is magnificent.

*times

End tomes.

You can play at the party--I mean wake.

Someone call Child Protective Services.