🦞🎅Lobsta Claus🎅🦞
@lobstaman.bsky.social
Aspiring curler, Beer enthusiast, Red Sox/Bruins/Pats fan, Marist grad, Hockey dad, all around dork. He/Him KKΨ-ΚΥ. Voting member of the Sickos Committee.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
The zester snapped on me this morning and the pie crust got wilted and stuck to the pizza pan today.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The zester snapped on me this morning and the pie crust got wilted and stuck to the pizza pan today.
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
No more nice screenshots when Dick Fitts hits 69 pitches 😢
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
No more nice screenshots when Dick Fitts hits 69 pitches 😢
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
That’s the Hallgrimskirkja, the national church in Reykjavik
It was built to resemble the basalt columns found along the coast of Iceland
It was built to resemble the basalt columns found along the coast of Iceland
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That’s the Hallgrimskirkja, the national church in Reykjavik
It was built to resemble the basalt columns found along the coast of Iceland
It was built to resemble the basalt columns found along the coast of Iceland
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
(Look, I was rather jet lagged at this point)
Don’t forget, find a local bar with an active TouchTunes jukebox and queue up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald before 7pm or the Gales of November will haunt you for eternity
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don’t forget, find a local bar with an active TouchTunes jukebox and queue up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald before 7pm or the Gales of November will haunt you for eternity
You approach the TABLE OF WONDERS the strange being in the Dino onesie offers you a choice. Three pieces of candy or take your chances with the MYSTERY DOME.
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You approach the TABLE OF WONDERS the strange being in the Dino onesie offers you a choice. Three pieces of candy or take your chances with the MYSTERY DOME.
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
You take the MYSTERY DOME
And are rewarded with a potato (and king size Kit Kat)
Here’s our dog testing the neighbors irrigation system
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Here’s our dog testing the neighbors irrigation system
Show those “friends” this post as see if they’re still buddies with ya
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Show those “friends” this post as see if they’re still buddies with ya
You just called them nasty and toxic. That’s not love. That’s abuse.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You just called them nasty and toxic. That’s not love. That’s abuse.
Tell me you have a 12 year old boy living in your house with telling me there is a 12 year old boy living there.
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tell me you have a 12 year old boy living in your house with telling me there is a 12 year old boy living there.
Mike McCoy’s headgear of choice
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Mike McCoy’s headgear of choice
January 6th happened because he was in charge and didn’t DO SOMETHING!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
January 6th happened because he was in charge and didn’t DO SOMETHING!!!
We are so back 🥌
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We are so back 🥌
TOP OF THE ATLANTIC BITCHES!!
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TOP OF THE ATLANTIC BITCHES!!
a TURDIS just dropped in the neighborhood
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a TURDIS just dropped in the neighborhood
RIP Sister Jean
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
RIP Sister Jean