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dad, he/him, 37 years old
cowardly.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i had an ongoing thread on twitter years ago where i would just reply a famous persons name any time it occurred to me that they had probably jerked off. i don’t think anyone but me ever saw it. it was maybe the only thing i ever truly enjoyed on that site
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
they’re so annoying to make. no one in my life will do it for me anymore. but they’re so good.
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
sorry, not baking soda- arm&hammer laundry booster.
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
yeah, i use borax and arm+hammer powder. i haven’t done the math or anything but a box of each lasts several bars of fels-naphtha at half a cup per bar, and it works wonders
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i’ve never been to the UK and my brain is sliding off of your description like it’s covered in oil. is there an american equivalent of this?
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i don’t understand why but “no ham, all ram” feels backwards to me to the point it took a couple of attempts to type. “all ram, no ham” feels better.
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i cannot for the life of me remember the title but isn’t this the plot of the disney channel movie where kirk cameron is a Dog Psychic
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
my favorite parker posey movie will always be josie & the pussycats 🙂‍↕️
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
they can’t even be sold for a profit- ed has covered this before, but they depreciate at lightning speed. if they’re never used they can *maybe* be resold at cost?
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
girl spaceship
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the problem im having is seeing lots of posts about each. every time, it takes me several seconds to untangle which one they’re talking about from context
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
it was easily the scariest thing i’ve watched this year
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
yeah i dont think count orlok is really gonna do it for new yorkers this time
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the fact that after 15 years i had no idea they ever had their own games store is pretty damning. the free games on twitch are always just steam keys too, right? what the fuck?
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i was laid off back in april. i almost got a job last week, but i was pre-laid off (they canceled the job req at the last second). feels bad!
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i can only assume at this point that a bunch of c-levels are retiring before this all falls apart or something
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM