What manner of Elon-simping tax-dodgery is this?

“God made the sun and the moon on the 4th day. Finished on day 6.”

“The universe is 14-billion years old — and our solar system is five-billion years old.”

These statements are eerily analogous.

I’m off for the rest of the year. Let me know what works

We are overdue for tacos

Hey man. How are you?

I wonder at times what compels a man to sacrifice every shred of humanity for the mere pittance he has acquired. All of the genius supervillain stuff, then crowing like Dr. Evil about getting “one MILLion DOLLars.”

I’ve been a T Mobile guy for a good long while. Service has been good enough, but I’m not driving all over the place like I used to.

Waiting for the kids to grow up, get their own plans, and let me downsize to a jitterbug.

You call that a house?

He’s seen pine boxes more luxurious than that!