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KittyBiscuits CEO😽
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Official account of KittyBiscuits&Co. CEO

- 20 🇫🇮 (Bday 21st!)
- Two-for-one deal #Catboy and #Femboy
- He/Him ♂️
- Bi? 😳
- Multi-Millionyaire 😼💎

SFW but MDNI🔞 (I may and do interact with NSFW)

✨️Dm's open!✨️
Very good 😐👍
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January 18, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Uhm, no? Puppygirls have beef with us just cuz they're jealous we ruled the scene and people are leaving us because we're too "high-maintenance" and "bratty" and that puppies give affection easier.

Like... Quality over quantity? Ever heard of it? You know?
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Like that's not even true. You're just being ignorant and don't know good when it's staring you in the eye.
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Tbf every time my irl friend group plays gartic phone, we draw each other cumming into a desk fan or some shit
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Motherfucker owed me 40 bucks!
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
*Dude with a backwards cap on walks in.*

Hi, my name is Chris Tarrare, my friends call me Chris T. or Christie if they feel like it, I don't mind.
Anyway, they sometimes write it as "Christ" because it's funny.

*Leaves and gets hit by semi-truck. Reduced to red mist.*
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
(Oh, thank fuck. Christ is good)
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
*Gulp* (That makes sense but I'm perturbed by the thought of you having a chance to put your kinks on paper unfiltered)
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Gartic phone would be diabolical with you... "people"
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
W brother
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 AM
2. Oryx the Taken King - Destiny: The Taken King DLC

This guy shows up to avenge the death of his son, not because he loved him, but because his death was an insult to the holiness of his bloodline.

Did you know he's canonically transgender?
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I swear to god I heard a joke about this in a youtube video
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
1. Griffith - Berserk

He's aggressively attractive, yes, however, Griffith is a narcissist and manipulator with a god complex who YOU CANNOT FIX because I'm the only one who can.
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
And if you believe in yourself, next time you'll do even better.

There's nothing you can't do.
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I recognize the bodies in the water
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Thank you! Mwah! <3
January 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This is Celsius which means anything below -10 is stupid
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
That's good because I wouldn't even if you wanted me to 😎
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Yay :3
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This does not mean I'm at all tempted to mar my online presence forever
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM