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Maxwell Middleton (He/They)
@localfurryrobot.bsky.social
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Heyyo! Y'all can call me Max 👋🐜

Metal/Deathcore go brrrr

Gaymer & tired goob

AuDHD-presso

Spaghet 🍝

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localfurryrobot.bsky.social
You heard him
Red Team Fortress Two Scout in an elevator "Stop scrolling" "My floor is here"
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
He's such a silly
Robert Topping from Assassin's Creed: Syndicate "Robert Topping"
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
F in the chat for his neck
Black and white drawing, man in bowtie sitting at outdoor table holding teacup, head almost all the way backwards, looking away from viewer
July 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Medic got the sprinting covered

Iykyk
Team Fortress 2 RED Heavy pointing for RED medic, while medic is sprinting with an ubersaw, colored line art sketch
July 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Teehee
Medic from Team Fortress 2 sprinting with a bonesaw, and Heavy standing behind, pointing for medic to go. "Medic, cut off his Balls"
June 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Have a meme before i go sleep yall

Gn o7
A "loss" meme made up of smaller "loss" memes
June 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
This :3
A visual emphasizing the word "Demo" in "Pride month" with a Team Fortress 2 Demoman laughing in the corner.
June 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Got my first pride merch lol :3
A small Asexual pride flag pin on a black bag strap in front of an orange fabric
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
If/when i grab one im putting a stupid meme on it

Something like
Distorted image of dude holding giant dorito chip. "CHIP"
April 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
The gang is jammin' out here!

I honestly have listened to Nightwish when it comes to goth metal or similar (Evanescence, Amaranth etc.), but you gotta love this one, lol.

Probably will start posting a smaller creator or band I recommend/like every Saturday, and I'm definitely setting an alarm x3
A meme of Patrick, Spongebob and Squidward singing Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
April 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Sometimes the gifs section on my phone keyboard has gems like this one 🐈
Cat versions of all the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Sources:

store.steampowered.com/app/2495100/...

jacksfilmscouncil-shop.fourthwall.com/products/cre...

Math in attached images below.
Hello Kitty: Island Adventure price (39.99) with 6% sales tax Tote bag price (35 dollars) with 6% sales tax The full calculation
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
#YIAYkart
#JJJacksfilmsForPOTUS2026And2Thirds
#JJJacksfilmsIsAGoofyGoober
#CreditTheCreators
#FrTho
#2ManyHashtags

⚠️This is a (hopefully) fixed repost⚠️
What ypu can buy with 80 dollars for yet another YIAY
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
#YIAYkart
#JJJacksfilmsForPOTUS2026And2Thirds
#JJJacksfilmsIsAGoofyGoober
#CreditTheCreators
#FrTho
#2ManyHashtags

⚠️This is a (hopefully) fixed repost⚠️
What you can buy with $80 for yet another YIAY
April 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
For anyone wondering, my diagnoses are as follows:

AuDHD-pression.

Yeah, I think that covers it. :3

Don't worry, I'm working on myself more, e.g. I'm working on going outside more, I'm close to getting a job, and I fixed my wake-up time! (Still working on a bedtime tho lol)

Here's a sweet crepe!
A sugar-dusted and folded banana + Nutella crepe on a white ceramic plate with a neatly shaped orange slice behind it. Yum!
April 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Got them! :D
Here they are!
Metal ball bearings
April 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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@squidwardcc.org
I have created an art piece to include in the gallery of your glorious institution's website.

Title - The Art And The Artist

By Maxwell Middleton

Desc. - A master must always be one with his work
A pixel art rendition of the masterful artist, Squidward Tentacles, and his work. Art by Yours Truly
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Why is luigi wearing a yellow hat?
I found yellow hat luigi but also GOKU
January 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Drowned are Pickled Zombies.
A meme about Minecraft drowned being pickled zombies
January 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Nah, this is bullshiiii

I wish 😭
Im a celebrity, apparently.
January 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
If you are unsure about something, you can ask :3

Hes a sorta plantigrade version of a furry species called a "synth" and he has an ant head (obv), but hes 100% synthetic lol
January 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Not enough skateboarding games that have a storyline, have the skate 2&3 style controls, and i need a skateboarding gane where you gotta do the film shoots while avoiding cops/security, and have an option to hire a bodyguard for that.

We need less "sandboxy" skateboarding games, y'know?
December 31, 2024 at 4:09 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
This is more my style lmao!!!

🤘
December 31, 2024 at 3:54 PM
localfurryrobot.bsky.social
Energy who? (Screenshot of a game i dont remember, something like viscera cleanup but for mafia or sumthin)
December 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM