Local Queer Woman
@localqueerwoman.bsky.social
Sandra | She/Her | Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass | He, She and They Kisser | Free Palestine
I know my cold is bad when none of the animals want to sleep in my bed with me 🥲
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I know my cold is bad when none of the animals want to sleep in my bed with me 🥲
Nothing is better than this
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Nothing is better than this
When the oatmeal hits just right 🤌🏻
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When the oatmeal hits just right 🤌🏻
A kiss from a beautiful girl will probably not solve all my problems, but we won’t know for sure until someone takes one for the team and tries.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A kiss from a beautiful girl will probably not solve all my problems, but we won’t know for sure until someone takes one for the team and tries.
Me eating my little protein snack after a bad gym session.
a man in a brown sweater is eating a piece of bread
ALT: a man in a brown sweater is eating a piece of bread
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October 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me eating my little protein snack after a bad gym session.
I miss DVDs with special features.
October 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I miss DVDs with special features.
Actually, I think my fear of swans is the only rational thing about me.
July 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Actually, I think my fear of swans is the only rational thing about me.
Dear people who don’t clean up after themselves or wipe down machines after use at the gym: Don’t come to the gym.
July 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dear people who don’t clean up after themselves or wipe down machines after use at the gym: Don’t come to the gym.
Listen, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs and I don’t eat meat. So if I want to self-medicate on caffeine doses that give me the resting heart rate of a hummingbird, just let me!
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Listen, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs and I don’t eat meat. So if I want to self-medicate on caffeine doses that give me the resting heart rate of a hummingbird, just let me!
Never underestimate the healing power of the after hike shower.
June 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Never underestimate the healing power of the after hike shower.
Six year old me was right for being upset at not being able to grow a mustache, I still feel her pain.
June 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Six year old me was right for being upset at not being able to grow a mustache, I still feel her pain.
What is even the point of a boyfriend if he won’t let you call him pretty princess?
June 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What is even the point of a boyfriend if he won’t let you call him pretty princess?
The amount of oatmilk in my fridge is probably concerning.
May 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The amount of oatmilk in my fridge is probably concerning.
Watch out, she has cinematic mode on her iphone and she is not afraid to use it!
May 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Watch out, she has cinematic mode on her iphone and she is not afraid to use it!
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This is Chonky Monk. He is the biggest 7-month-old puppy we've ever seen. He was hit by a car (again, how could you not see him?) and left with a broken femur. You can help Chonk get the surgery he needs below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chonky-monk/
15outof10.org/chonky-monk/
May 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is Chonky Monk. He is the biggest 7-month-old puppy we've ever seen. He was hit by a car (again, how could you not see him?) and left with a broken femur. You can help Chonk get the surgery he needs below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chonky-monk/
15outof10.org/chonky-monk/
Freshly washed and pissed off
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Freshly washed and pissed off
The euphoria of booking a tattoo appointment 🤌🏻
May 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The euphoria of booking a tattoo appointment 🤌🏻
At group-therapy: Why are there so many people here?
May 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
At group-therapy: Why are there so many people here?
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This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10
We vibin' this Tuesday
Cocteau Twins - Crushed (Official Video)
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April 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We vibin' this Tuesday
New obsession is crocheting flower collars for my dog
April 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
New obsession is crocheting flower collars for my dog
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This is Shadow. He was found dragging his back legs. He was diagnosed with IVDD, a degenerative disease in his spine. Doctors believe his best chance at a comfortable life full of zoomies is steroid treatment and months of physical therapy. You can help him get it below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/shadow-3/
15outof10.org/shadow-3/
April 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is Shadow. He was found dragging his back legs. He was diagnosed with IVDD, a degenerative disease in his spine. Doctors believe his best chance at a comfortable life full of zoomies is steroid treatment and months of physical therapy. You can help him get it below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/shadow-3/
15outof10.org/shadow-3/
If you didn’t intend for people to show up wearing a helmet along with elbow and knee pads maybe don’t call it INTENSE THERAPY? I was worried Tony Hawk was going to be there and tell me to skate or die.
April 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you didn’t intend for people to show up wearing a helmet along with elbow and knee pads maybe don’t call it INTENSE THERAPY? I was worried Tony Hawk was going to be there and tell me to skate or die.
I think a lot of us would be able to heal in many ways by simply by starting to dress like the characters in Pretty in Pink.
April 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think a lot of us would be able to heal in many ways by simply by starting to dress like the characters in Pretty in Pink.
All time high for the use of “yikes” in everyday conversation
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
All time high for the use of “yikes” in everyday conversation