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I got some halls that need decking! If you know what I mean!!!
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localvagrant.bsky.social
southpaw version:
Two hands have an idea to give each other matching tattoos. Righty gets a beautiful eagle tattoo rendered on their arm. Now it’s Lefty's turn to be inked, but he looks scared as Righty wields the tattoo gun to draw a childishly-drawn sloppy eagle
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
there's just something about a chunk of the sun impacting the atmosphere right above you that makes you feel like you've been chosen by god, yaknow
Red aurora with Orion in low center Red aurora with striking band to the right Red aurora with pine trees Red aurora with clouds
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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One of my sorest regrets will be that I am equipped with the shittiest camera in the world in the middle of this wild solar maximum.
A dark picture consisting of light from my garage windows at the bottom and a green haze caused by aurora in the top half.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Star Wars promo material showing Anakin Skywalker podracing. Edited text says "DRIVE FAST / EAT ASS"
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
localvagrant.bsky.social
this is the first time I've seen a video on youtube dot com be twenty years old
a YouTube thumbnail of a man in a department store, four minutes and seven seconds long. Title is "Visit Walmart", by brewerjlz. 168k views, 20 years ago.
October 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
localvagrant.bsky.social
it's definitely reminiscent of
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Star Wars Rogue Squadron cover art
September 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
One one end, there's people calling Kirk an asshole who's life was ended by circumstances that he advocated for.

On the other, people are sharing pictures of some pretty photoshoot he did with his family, and isn't it sad. All it reminds me of is,
A white family - dad, child, and mom, smiling as they zoom across a lake on a jet ski. Paraphrasing a joke made by Zach Fox: a white man will murder his whole family and this is the picture the media will show you of him.
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
reminiscent of neo-cubist calvin and hobbes
The Calvin and Hobbes comic where a neo-cubist art style is used as a metaphor for the mental state of being overwhelmed by seeing two sides of an argument at once. Watterson said he had to repeatedly redo a lot of this to draw it "incorrectly".
August 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
SpongeBob: "I'm ＨＹＤＲＯＤＹＮＡＭＩＣＡＬＬＹ ＤＥＳＩＧＮＥＤ"
August 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
When one of my youtube videos gets a dislike
George Lucas saying "I may have gone too far in a few places" after viewing a rough cut of The Phantom Menace
July 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
friday vibes~
Screenshot from Men In Black of Edgar the bug-man trying his best to look casual but failing - he's resting his head on one of his hands looking out of his truck, but he can't help but exude demented malice.
June 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
What the hell is bifma?
The supporting bracket of my home office chair, with a sticker that says FRONT ↑ BIFMA TESTED
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
localvagrant.bsky.social
the most harrowing part of getting on southbound I-35 is contending with the squadron of attacking Kris Lindahls

arms outstretched, ready to grab you and confine you in the Lindahl Pocket Dimension until you accept the Guaranteed Cash Offer
A total of three red billboards are on either side of a highway. They each feature a real estate money man named Kris Lindahl guaranteeing a cash offer on your house. His arms are totally outstretched in all three billboards. It could be a conciliatory expression...or one promising devious violence.
May 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
mood
Dennis from It's Always Sunny screaming and holding a long object, as seen in the "News Flash, Asshole!!!" meme.
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
RIP George Lowe, another immortal voice extinguished
March 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
the X engineer who was told by Elon to shadowban her:
Paul Giamatti in "The Truman Show", saying "no" with tears in his eyes at his boss's most insane demand.
February 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
localvagrant.bsky.social
everyone who's cool is always just gonna call it Denali anyway
February 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
thanks google maps, what would I do without you
street view marking a gas station, but where's the gas station
February 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
hell yeah dude, fuck us up
Screenshot from YouTube suggested content: Breaking news Trump imposes tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China A video thumbnail of Canadian PM Justin Trudeau speaking into a microphone with two officials on either side. Video title is "Canadian and Mexican leaders respond to new Trump tariffs", length is 2:00, published by CBS News Sacramento.
February 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
localvagrant.bsky.social
But remember, we are deeply troubled by all the antisemitism when all those protests against Israel happened last year for absolutely no reason /s
screenshot of a news item about Trump's intent to prosecute those who were protesting the genocide last year and framing it as combating "antisemitism" Conflating everything Israel does with Jewishness is itself antisemitic, kthxbai
February 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
feeling Immediate Distress upon seeing this cartoon man in walmart, this activates my amygdala in a bad way
An H&R block stand in a walmart has this cartoon accountant putting two thumbs up. His smiling face can't hide the visceral terror that is on the verge of overwhelming him - his pupils are small points in a sea of white cornea and his too-wide smile is a rictus grin.
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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don't mind me just blowing off some steam
Bugs Bunny "I wish" meme that says: "I wish all fascists a very fucking kill your selves"
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
localvagrant.bsky.social
seeing recommended videos pop up with titles like this and feeling myself Age
A video thumbnail with a still of Kurt Russel in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and an accompanying post saying "when I tell you that everybody in that damn theater gasped in unison. the mcu in the 2010s was crazy." The video title is "The MCU in the 2010's was crazy #shorts ..." there is another hashtag but it's cut off.
January 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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VHS cover of 1998 animated epic "Anastasia" but edited in Paint to say "Anesthesia"
January 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Character "Smarf" from the hit situational family comedy "Too Many Cooks"
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM