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@lochnessvhs.bsky.social
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i like movies 📼 she/they 🏳️‍🌈 gay. emo. horror. not always in the same order.
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Absolutely no joke got this push notification ONE MINUTE after posting.
Phone screenshot with a Marcus Theaters notification suggesting the Timothée Chalamet ping pong movie.
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Today I'm finishing up Gothic Life and will start (send me strength) the first Dark Tower book. #BookSky #FridayReads
Currently reading list from my StoryGraph (lochnessvhs). Gothic Life by Aurelio Voltaire and Black AF History by Michael Harriot
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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There is something in my brain that sings when my #LastFourWatched have a pleasing color scheme. #LetterboxdFriday
Last four films from my Letterboxd account (lochnessVHS). The Left Hand of God (1955) - 3.5 stars; Garfield's Thanksgiving (1989) - 3.5 stars, rewatch; A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973) - 3.5 stars, rewatch; I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives In the House - 4.5 stars, rewatch.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November is always a slow movie month for me. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Last 4 films from my Letterboxd account (lochnessVHS). The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025) - 4 stars; Rifftrax Live: Miami Connection (2015) - rewatch, 3.5 stars; The Banker (1989) - unrated, Keeper (2025) - 4 stars.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Favorite film of the year. #FilmSky
Poster for Bugonia (2025). A bald Emma Stone is being covered with honey and blood.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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It's not the book's fault, I'm just having trouble concentrating on literally anything.
Book cover for The General in His Labyrinth by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Happy Halloween!
My carved pumpkin: a bat with its wings outstretched sits atop a Jack-o-lantern. The negative space on both sides resembles ghosts.
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 27: Beyond the Door III (1989)

I started watching the series because I thought I had seen this one once and liked it and always meant to come back to it. But Letterboxd tells me I've never seen it so I may be confusing it for the 3rd in another obscure series.
Poster for Beyond the Door III (1989). A dark stairway leads to an open door where a woman stands in a flowy white dress. She seems to be floating, and her eyes are closed as her face is tilted upwards. She is backlit in red.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 26: Dead Talents Society (2024)

Once again, bless @ehmoncast.bsky.social for bringing this movie into my life. What an absolute gem. A huge win for horror comedy nerds.
Poster for Dead Talents Society (2024. Against a red background, a girl in a school uniform spattered with blood holds her hands to the sky in a menacing manner. In front of her is the shoulder and hair of another woman - the hair is being blown in the wind and covering the other girl.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 25: Shelby Oaks (2024)

At one point I legit jumped out of my cinema seat so that's something.j
Poster for Shelby Oaks (2024). A woman is shown from the chest up, but the lighting contrast is up so high it washes out her entire face. The background is black with a scattering of visual noise.
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 24: Night of the Comet (1984)

Completely forgot this actually happens at Christmas, but it was still fun to introduce the film to @teapotsonfire.bsky.social on our sorta-annual movie night.
Poster for Night of the Comet (1984). A group of people look up into an orange sky. Below the film title is a black starry sky with an open door in the middle, showing the silhouette of a woman.
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 23: Shock (1977)

I don't know what this had to do with Beyond the Door. I don't know why it's technically the sequel. I do know that no one does vibes like Mario Bava.
Poster for Shock (1977). A dark-haired woman is mostly obscured by a broken wooden fence. She is peaking through a hole in the fence and she holds a bloody box cutter in one hand.
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 22: Beyond the Door (1974)

The weirdest, wildest ride. I never knew what was gonna happen next. A new favorite.
Poster for Beyond the Door (1973). The "t" in "the" in the title is elongated to look like a cross. A black door is open showing a bright white light while a disembodied head with scary eyes floats under the film title.
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 21: Cannibal Mukbang (2023)

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.
Poster for Cannibal Mukbang (2024. A red-headed woman sits behind the head of a dark-haired man laying on the table in front of her. The man's head is covered with spaghetti, meatballs, and eyeballs. There is a knife protruding from his skull. The woman is about to take a bite of spaghetti.
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Grace says "good morning I guess"
My long haired tortoiseshell cat, Grace. Photo is a close up of her face as she looks off to the right. She seems a little annoyed.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 20: Pumpkinhead (1988)

Grown ass men that ride dirt bikes are a species level of loser.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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@barbaracrampton.bsky.social serving space witch realness. @fangoria.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Spent my whole life romanticizing vampires when honestly being a woman werewolf is clearly the move.
Christina Ricci in Cursed Katherine Isabelle in Ginger Snaps Marsha Hunt in Howling II Brit Morgan in True Blood
October 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Jesse Eisenberg before and after the wolf curse that causes "unnatural sexual allure".
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 19: She Killed In Ecstasy (1971)

I just need to see a woman kill a bunch of men right now.
Cover for She Killed In Ecstasy (1971). A woman is curled up in a ball but looking directly at the camera with awe on her face.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 18: The Final Girls (2015)

So much better than it ever got credit for. I think I want to make this a yearly watch.
Poster for The Final Girls (2015). A group of 10 teens are shown in profile with two girls at the front. A masked killer looms behind them all, raising a machete.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 17: Motel Hell (1980)

I desperately needed the right kind of Halloween vibes so I might just do rewatches from here on out.
Poster for Motel Hell (1980). A woman famer holding a pitchfork and a man farmer holding a double-sided axe stand behind 4 humans buried in the soil up to their necks. The four heads appear to be screaming. In the distance looms a dark house.
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This year has maybe been the worst 31 Days of Halloween yet. Nothing I'm watching has the right vibe and so much is boring or bad. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Last four films from my Letterboxd account (lochnessVHS). The Dark Power (1985) - 0.5 stars; Kaali Khuhi (2020) - 2.5 stars; The Home (2025) - 3 stars; Cujo (1983) - 3 stars.
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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#31DaysofHalloween Day 16: The Dark Power (1985)

Please don't make the mistake I did and ever even think about watching this film. No one should see it. Let it die.

Perhaps the worst thing I've seen thanks to @rifftrax.com and I'm including Baby Ghost in that.
Poster for The Dark Power (1985). An illustrated man is holding a severed arm against a blue background. The tagline reads "Indian zombies get heap big revenge on white man!" and "Starring Lash LaRue, Anna Lane Tatum and Cynthia Bailey".
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Thank you @letterboxd.social for reminding me I was having a much better time five years ago.
From a Letterboxd email, it states "Flashback: This week five years ago, you logged..." and shows posters for WNUF Halloween Special, Ready or Not, Child's Play 2, and One Cut of the Dead
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM