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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 7h

I was in line at the Del Taco drive-thru when a friend called to tell me Trump had Covid. When I got to the window I could only manage to get out “he got Covid” (no name). The lady working the window understood immediately and turns around and shouts “HE GOT COVID” into the restaurant/kitchen

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 8h

President Xi, My name is Kelly Taillon-Hoerner, I am 11 years old. I live in the occupied territory of Illinois. My people yearn for freedom. Please send 10,000 Dongfeng Intercontinental ballistic missiles and Chengdu J-20 Multirole Stealth Fighters. Your soldiers will be greeted as liberators

L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 2d

wow that baby’s MOVING

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 2d

You have a dog’s brain

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 2d

all babes used to be twins until woke

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 3d

The Illinois national guard has 10,000 soldiers

L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 3d

🐈‍⬛ Spooky L.A. 🕸️ @tiredderit.bsky.social · 5d

it's/he was complicated. but if there's one thing that he was right about, even if he lacked the introspection to see how it applied to himself, it's that the internet makes people crazy when they're immersed in it 24/7, and especially so when there is a power dynamic and they hold the power.

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 3d

is having a dog’s brain a requirement to work at bluesky dot app or do they lobotomize you on your first day

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

they’re going to get your ass for this king

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

smoove off

L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

Patel being a laughing stock presupposes that his colleagues and subordinates are in any way less goofy than he is. They’re not and they all think this shit whips

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

no you can’t have group chats but we ARE going to make it illegal to bully me, personally

L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

I’m no systems architect but you should maybe focus on reaching feature parity with your competition before trying to solve discourse

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

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L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 5d

let’s be real though

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Insufferable INTJ (She/Her) @mightyani.bsky.social · 5d

I worked at an amusement park as my first job. Ppl were assholes all the time & my manager was an asshole to me in front of guests for refusing to let a family take their baby on the water ride (the height requirement was 36")

To this day I stand up for service workers if I see them being bullied

L “OCTOBER BASEBALL” D @lockheeddarlin.bsky.social · 12d

also if you’re a customer anywhere and see another customer giving a service worker a hard time you are morally obligated to loudly roast the shit out of them until they leave