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Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet
In a humanized Pixar Cars universe, is Montgomery "Lightning" McQueen sponsored by a rust treatment company or a medical butt cream company?
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In a humanized Pixar Cars universe, is Montgomery "Lightning" McQueen sponsored by a rust treatment company or a medical butt cream company?
Heartbreaking: That one microwave at work that functions properly is starting to fail.
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Heartbreaking: That one microwave at work that functions properly is starting to fail.
Someone came back for new headlights. I fucking adore this car.
August 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Someone came back for new headlights. I fucking adore this car.
Something's happening.
August 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Something's happening.
Dr. Stone if Senku revived the autistic train nerds first.
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dr. Stone if Senku revived the autistic train nerds first.
FORD FUCKIN RANGER
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
FORD FUCKIN RANGER
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WORKS I AM A GOD
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WORKS I AM A GOD
Ranger calm down it's not Pride Month yet.
May 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ranger calm down it's not Pride Month yet.
These honesty tests are getting strange.
May 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
These honesty tests are getting strange.
I have discovered that American OO gauge trains exist and will not be using this power wisely.
April 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I have discovered that American OO gauge trains exist and will not be using this power wisely.
Anyone else stay up late gluing Converse back together?
April 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Anyone else stay up late gluing Converse back together?
This is all the shit that needs to be removed to access the spare tire on a new Toyota Grand Highlander. The trunk was empty, btw. This is why there are fewer mechanics, at least ones willing to work on new crap.
April 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is all the shit that needs to be removed to access the spare tire on a new Toyota Grand Highlander. The trunk was empty, btw. This is why there are fewer mechanics, at least ones willing to work on new crap.
Reading an old model railway book (The Complete Book of Model Railroading by David Sutton, highly recommend), and giggling through the entire chapter praising ASTRAC, General Electric's short lived analog control system for model trains, grandpappy of today's DCC systems.
March 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reading an old model railway book (The Complete Book of Model Railroading by David Sutton, highly recommend), and giggling through the entire chapter praising ASTRAC, General Electric's short lived analog control system for model trains, grandpappy of today's DCC systems.
I finally turned on my computer after a month, and it actually coughed up a dust cloud.
March 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I finally turned on my computer after a month, and it actually coughed up a dust cloud.
My brain has decided to hyperfixate on and attempt to reverse-engineer an LNWR coal wagon that seems to have no photographs. Hrrm.
March 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My brain has decided to hyperfixate on and attempt to reverse-engineer an LNWR coal wagon that seems to have no photographs. Hrrm.
I've been in Boston for a grand total of two days, and already the drunk suburbanite white dudes all think I'm a local who can give directions. Buddy, I'm just as lost as you are.
March 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been in Boston for a grand total of two days, and already the drunk suburbanite white dudes all think I'm a local who can give directions. Buddy, I'm just as lost as you are.
Being crammed onto an MBTA green line train to go see the parade is exactly what I signed up for. The true Boston experience.
March 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Being crammed onto an MBTA green line train to go see the parade is exactly what I signed up for. The true Boston experience.
I refuse to believe this shit is unironic. What the actual fuck.
March 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I refuse to believe this shit is unironic. What the actual fuck.
When you got wet nail polish and that iced coffee is back for revenge. Corporate Wiretap, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When you got wet nail polish and that iced coffee is back for revenge. Corporate Wiretap, play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme.
Somehow, after two months, Alaska Airlines found my hat. I celebrated by adding more pins.
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Somehow, after two months, Alaska Airlines found my hat. I celebrated by adding more pins.
Conservatives: "Stop calling us Facists! Democrats are the real Facists!"
Meanwhile, Conservatives:
Meanwhile, Conservatives:
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Conservatives: "Stop calling us Facists! Democrats are the real Facists!"
Meanwhile, Conservatives:
Meanwhile, Conservatives:
Just made a big fucking mistake and binged all twenty-four episodes of Dungeon Meshi and hoooo-boy am I not okay.
March 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Just made a big fucking mistake and binged all twenty-four episodes of Dungeon Meshi and hoooo-boy am I not okay.
When planning an 009 layout, it is important to study narrow gauge literature.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When planning an 009 layout, it is important to study narrow gauge literature.
Head gasket has left the chat. RIP 1989-2025.
February 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Head gasket has left the chat. RIP 1989-2025.