At this point, I don’t expect Jeffries will do anything useful except to fundraise on outrage.

It’s all a code to activate his sleeper cells

Shirts are strange. Your body goes in one hole and comes out three.

Yeah. I’d like to see him arrested in Europe and sent to the ICC.

What’s the over/under on his pardon?

The world needs more angry throw pillows.

Imagine plucking your cabinet off the TV, and not the good channels.

I’m honestly surprised the White House Situation Room isn’t for Gym, Tan, and Laundry now.

Slim pickings once you’ve read all the old books

I did Nazi this coming