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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 5d

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 2d

Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 7d

Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 11d

Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 17d

Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 21d

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · 27d

Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Sep 6

Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Sep 3

Locutus musical interlude: ♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. ♫

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 29

Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 26

Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 21

Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 16

Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 11

Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 6

Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Aug 1

Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jul 22

Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jul 17

Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jul 13

Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jul 7

Locutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jul 1

Locutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jun 27

Locutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jun 23

Locutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jun 17

Locutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.

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Locutus Tips @locutustips.bsky.social · Jun 15

Locutus assimilation tip: As Borg, you will finally fit in.

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