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@loewshairpin.bsky.social
she/her, 24. ferrari davanti e dietro tutti quanti. classic f1 enjoyer & modern f1 sufferer. linguist, translator, teacher, and polyglot running out of room in the brain.
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actually, now that we're staring over, here's a @/loewshairpin facts recap from the very beginning

- i had a main account that was a fandom melting pot and opened another one separately only for f1 in late 2019
- my first handle was @/m0negasque
- it only became active in 2020 right before covid
also there is a certain TP who i regret wishing would come (return) to ferrari. allowed insane fuckups when managing the drivers AND the cars (a double dsq with three races to go is BRUTAL) and made one driver roll the red carpet for the other all year while trying to convince us that he would never
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ALT: a black cat with its mouth open and the words head empty written below it
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December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
my driver is stuck in a shitbox while others out there make every mistake under the sun for half a season and still clinch the championship. it's been hours and i still can't find any pretty words
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
so it was more of a 1996
i could do something crazy if this season ends like 2007. it won't be as good cause ferrari haven't benefited from other people's fuckups pretty much since 2007 itself, but it could be a nice p2 in terms of how HAPPY it would make me to see mclaren lose
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
also, the youngest of the signings mclaren announced today is from 40 minutes away from where i live and i think i have a friend that taught him spare english lessons when he was still in elementary a few years ago
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ALT: a close up of a woman applying mascara to her eyelashes .
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December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
here's where i come to shelter from the "i'm three/four/five months older than lindblad!!" screams from the rest of the internet

i am SIX YEARS older than him
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
people giving af about sainz and his podium out of sheer hamilton hate are pathetic don't piss me off his ass could win the championship and i still wouldn't regret him having been kicked from ferrari
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
in today's point format, same gap between verstappen and n*rris as there was between raikkonen and hamilton in 2007

NON SUCCEDE MA SE SUCCEDE
i could do something crazy if this season ends like 2007. it won't be as good cause ferrari haven't benefited from other people's fuckups pretty much since 2007 itself, but it could be a nice p2 in terms of how HAPPY it would make me to see mclaren lose
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
btw verstappen bottle lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i watched this film 13 years ago and it was directed by my own team, yuki tsunoda say goodbye to your gearbox
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i could do something crazy if this season ends like 2007. it won't be as good cause ferrari haven't benefited from other people's fuckups pretty much since 2007 itself, but it could be a nice p2 in terms of how HAPPY it would make me to see mclaren lose
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
also for clarification no of course i did not give them actual pictures of my face 😭
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
so i just discovered that if you @ a censored d34th threat to m*sk they'll snipe down your twitter account IMMEDIATELY, the fucking narcissist lol i absolutely meant the threat
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
back here because i'm running out of social media apps to post how putrid this championship is looking
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i think it goes without saying that i almost ended it all during today's race
August 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
so
when the weuro final is england vs spain again
July 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
when the weuro final is england vs spain again
July 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it's 2:40 am and i can't sleep

something awful happened just before i went to sleep

a had a cinderella having her self made dress ripped off moment but worse
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
today's been an absolutely criminal race day
July 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
idk how safe it is to voice this kind of opinion here, but there's this idea that the entire lgbtq+ community is made up of angels who could do no wrong while there clearly is a section of regina georges who seem to need a group to pick on constantly for fun BUT without feeling guilty about it
June 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
he's called me a disappointment to my face every single day since i posted this btw! love it in here
at this point i think it would be more convenient for my male progenitor if i fuckin died than if i achieved literally anything else
May 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
at this point i think it would be more convenient for my male progenitor if i fuckin died than if i achieved literally anything else
May 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
pope elected on the anniversary of gilles villeneuve's death, idk what it means but it must mean something
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
they want us to believe it's made up oppression but it's hard for non monosexual women out here, you as a woman wouldn't date me because i like other genders too? i also wouldn't date someone who thinks women are worth less because there's a possibility that a man may have touched them
May 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
when i say this is worse than 2020 i truly mean it. back then we knew the lack of performance was due to our engine advantage getting taken away. now the blame for this new concept sucking ass is entirely on the team.
May 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM