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I took Zelda to the park and we just watched things happen. A woman walked into the park with her little dog off leash and my first thought was, “I will not hesitate to kick that thing into the lake if it comes near my puppy”
July 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I took Zelda to the park and we just watched things happen. A woman walked into the park with her little dog off leash and my first thought was, “I will not hesitate to kick that thing into the lake if it comes near my puppy”
traveling through small airports is like amateur hour turned up to 11
June 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
traveling through small airports is like amateur hour turned up to 11
The guy sitting next to me just googled “Mormon toxic masculinity” during intermission
June 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The guy sitting next to me just googled “Mormon toxic masculinity” during intermission
the only thing worse than metro north on a Saturday is metro north on a Yankees game day. I would rather play frogger in Dodgers’ traffic a million times over riding a train with these insufferable fucks
June 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the only thing worse than metro north on a Saturday is metro north on a Yankees game day. I would rather play frogger in Dodgers’ traffic a million times over riding a train with these insufferable fucks
thinking about the time I found out a friend died because my mom sent me a screenshot of the news article with a grammatical error circled in red and a snarky caption. she felt horrible. she didn’t connect that I would know someone from MY school program.
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
thinking about the time I found out a friend died because my mom sent me a screenshot of the news article with a grammatical error circled in red and a snarky caption. she felt horrible. she didn’t connect that I would know someone from MY school program.
the cool thing about being emo is I’m always ready for a funeral
May 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the cool thing about being emo is I’m always ready for a funeral
WHY IS THERE A PACK OF COYOTES RIGHT BY MY HOUSE
April 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
WHY IS THERE A PACK OF COYOTES RIGHT BY MY HOUSE
if I believed in hell I’d probably think I was going there for the time I awkwardly laughed because my sister shared a car crash photo and i replied “lol wow I can’t believe you’d take a photo of that.” she hadn’t even noticed the draped body on the grass next to the car
April 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
if I believed in hell I’d probably think I was going there for the time I awkwardly laughed because my sister shared a car crash photo and i replied “lol wow I can’t believe you’d take a photo of that.” she hadn’t even noticed the draped body on the grass next to the car
The piece I wrote about fans at the Z Berg show back in November has been published.
survivingthegoldenage.com/full-moon-fe...
survivingthegoldenage.com/full-moon-fe...
April 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The piece I wrote about fans at the Z Berg show back in November has been published.
survivingthegoldenage.com/full-moon-fe...
survivingthegoldenage.com/full-moon-fe...
kiss me in the light of a burning Tesla dealership
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
kiss me in the light of a burning Tesla dealership
today a lady asked me if I’m Russian and said I look Russian. Do I look Russian? I’ve never contemplated this before. How much does this change things for me?
March 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
today a lady asked me if I’m Russian and said I look Russian. Do I look Russian? I’ve never contemplated this before. How much does this change things for me?
almost murdered by a Mercedes on the 101 tonite
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
almost murdered by a Mercedes on the 101 tonite
It’s like parking wars here. I parked in a compact space between two crossover SUVs
February 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It’s like parking wars here. I parked in a compact space between two crossover SUVs
the signal chat is arguing about how they didn’t get name dropped in press coverage for the protests today.
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the signal chat is arguing about how they didn’t get name dropped in press coverage for the protests today.
I hate to admit this, but I’m actually watching twin peaks for the first time.
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hate to admit this, but I’m actually watching twin peaks for the first time.
driving down sunset behind a minivan with Texas plates. they suddenly stop in the middle of the lane because there’s a car half blocking it with hazards on. and they just proceed to SIT there. inside my car, I rage screamed “this ain’t fucking Lubbock, fucking MOVE”
I felt better.
I felt better.
January 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
driving down sunset behind a minivan with Texas plates. they suddenly stop in the middle of the lane because there’s a car half blocking it with hazards on. and they just proceed to SIT there. inside my car, I rage screamed “this ain’t fucking Lubbock, fucking MOVE”
I felt better.
I felt better.
titanic sun, ancient egypt moon is so accurate
January 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
titanic sun, ancient egypt moon is so accurate
the best part of taking a break from Instagram is I no longer have to politely respond “lol” to memes men randomly send me.
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the best part of taking a break from Instagram is I no longer have to politely respond “lol” to memes men randomly send me.
last month my six-year-old nephew announced “I’m voting for trump when I can.”
I asked, “what do you like about him?”
“He looks rich.”
My mom laughed until I said, “yeah, except that’s how a lot of voters think. they have the critical thinking skills of a first grader.” the car went silent.
I asked, “what do you like about him?”
“He looks rich.”
My mom laughed until I said, “yeah, except that’s how a lot of voters think. they have the critical thinking skills of a first grader.” the car went silent.
January 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
last month my six-year-old nephew announced “I’m voting for trump when I can.”
I asked, “what do you like about him?”
“He looks rich.”
My mom laughed until I said, “yeah, except that’s how a lot of voters think. they have the critical thinking skills of a first grader.” the car went silent.
I asked, “what do you like about him?”
“He looks rich.”
My mom laughed until I said, “yeah, except that’s how a lot of voters think. they have the critical thinking skills of a first grader.” the car went silent.
I am so fucking bad at social media 😭😭😭
January 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am so fucking bad at social media 😭😭😭
it appears I will need to open my suitcase in the airport and dig out my beret.
December 4, 2024 at 4:41 AM
it appears I will need to open my suitcase in the airport and dig out my beret.
back on the East coast 😭😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 AM
back on the East coast 😭😭😭
not even 6 am and I’m crying because someone drove four hours round trip in the Michigan snow to adopt a senior ginger cat they saw on Reddit
December 1, 2024 at 1:42 PM
not even 6 am and I’m crying because someone drove four hours round trip in the Michigan snow to adopt a senior ginger cat they saw on Reddit