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Shorts. Running shoes. Golden retriever. Cigar. And it’s raining out. And I live in New York City. What’s the big deal?
I brought a plane to a dogfight
August 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I brought a plane to a dogfight
If you’re considering launching a land-based assault, an initial bombing or artillery phase is definitely something to keep in mind. But it’s also cool if you prefer to just proceed with the infantry, I guess.
August 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you’re considering launching a land-based assault, an initial bombing or artillery phase is definitely something to keep in mind. But it’s also cool if you prefer to just proceed with the infantry, I guess.
Nothing I do is as exciting to the youtube algorithm as watching a single Norm Macdonald clip
July 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Nothing I do is as exciting to the youtube algorithm as watching a single Norm Macdonald clip
Clifford is a puppy. Guaranteed
July 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Clifford is a puppy. Guaranteed
Siri just did a really offensive rap on my phone . But that’s not anproblem for me. at all.
July 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Siri just did a really offensive rap on my phone . But that’s not anproblem for me. at all.
Hey so we have a new band started. We’re like weezer but we have a chorus pedal going
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hey so we have a new band started. We’re like weezer but we have a chorus pedal going
How are the world's biggest batches of food made?
June 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How are the world's biggest batches of food made?
Make sure to spare a moment of gratitude for your local founder today! Just the businessy one though, fuck CTOs.
June 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Make sure to spare a moment of gratitude for your local founder today! Just the businessy one though, fuck CTOs.
When frying fish, definitely be sure to start with the runt of the litter
May 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When frying fish, definitely be sure to start with the runt of the litter
He lost his eyebrows in a tragic squinting incident
May 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He lost his eyebrows in a tragic squinting incident
At its best, cooking my favorite recipes is like riding a bike: cheaper and often healthier than the alternatives, with a healthy sprinkle of childlike nostalgia on top.
May 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
At its best, cooking my favorite recipes is like riding a bike: cheaper and often healthier than the alternatives, with a healthy sprinkle of childlike nostalgia on top.
Whoah! You smell a lot like my cousin.
May 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Whoah! You smell a lot like my cousin.
New birder and I'm pretty excited. I just saw my first ogee crested weir.
May 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
New birder and I'm pretty excited. I just saw my first ogee crested weir.
Actors are so superficial man… they only care about what color leather you wear, what type of bumpers your baby buggy has, and if you live in New York they get a whole complex…
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Actors are so superficial man… they only care about what color leather you wear, what type of bumpers your baby buggy has, and if you live in New York they get a whole complex…
I really like where this is heading, but can we get some sexual moaning on the track?
May 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I really like where this is heading, but can we get some sexual moaning on the track?
*dangling* So whose petard is this anyway?
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
*dangling* So whose petard is this anyway?
Why raw denim? Why overalls?
May 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why raw denim? Why overalls?
The sounds i’m hearing sound almost as amazing as the smells im smelling smell
April 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The sounds i’m hearing sound almost as amazing as the smells im smelling smell
if i were a bird, i would simply threaten an ant hill into doing my bidding and then chill out
April 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
if i were a bird, i would simply threaten an ant hill into doing my bidding and then chill out
What flavor are onions?
April 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What flavor are onions?
Do you try to recall the dispositions of your childhood days... those heady disquisitions and childhood frays...? We all moved on man. Get over it.
April 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Do you try to recall the dispositions of your childhood days... those heady disquisitions and childhood frays...? We all moved on man. Get over it.
If you're lookin' for a pickle, this oughta pucker you up: what are you going to get your dad for his birthday?
April 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you're lookin' for a pickle, this oughta pucker you up: what are you going to get your dad for his birthday?
*boarding a spaceship for a relativistic journey* The clock app. It’s a one stop shop for all things time timers and timing
April 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*boarding a spaceship for a relativistic journey* The clock app. It’s a one stop shop for all things time timers and timing
Dude I share your concerns, as fuck
April 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dude I share your concerns, as fuck
Matplotlib can handle transparency for any color, including purple.
April 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Matplotlib can handle transparency for any color, including purple.