BAN THE LAMBEAU LEAP!

im starting to believe jd vance is not a real human being and is instead a bunch raccoons wearing a suit.

2 games in and the leagues fucked, phils in 4.

imagine throwing 96+ mph gas only to have it sent to the moon by this guy

you knew what was coming when they put up the “how many opening day home runs does bryce harper have?” graphic. (its 6 now, btw)

lmfao the orange idiot and the couch fucker aren’t even good bullies. didn’t even shove zelenskyy in a locker.

elite saxophone national anthem, birds by a million

in addition to banning the tush push, nfl commissioner roger goodell is reportedly hoping to establish a strict 15mph speed limit on all players. any player caught speeding would be subject to a $250 fine and a mandatory 12h rules refresher course.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: i am officially back on the gus bus🚨🚨🚨

i am officially an fau basketball guy. i will not be taking any questions at this time.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

if you don’t love the tush push you don’t love football. 2 tons of grade a prime man meat slamming against each other to gain a single yard. fuck yeah.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: i am officially OFF the gus bus🚨🚨🚨