One second you’re waiting for snacks to get dropped, the next you’re getting bullied by an orange.

#Purrrr

Here, meet my two kitties: Mortimer and Pestilence, Feline of the Apocalypse.

It’s the small victories…

Little things like not drinking for FOUR WHOLE DAYS when you haven’t had a sober day in almost four years.

Yay! 😎

You know I’m such a fool for you.
You got me wrapped around your finger.

Do you have to let it linger?

Genetics don’t fail me now! ✊

Am I a piece of shit? Yep.
Am I sorry for what I said? Yep.
Can I take it back? Nope.

Please forgive me and my ignorance.

I’m just here to rant about things that no one important to me will see. Just like the before-fore times.

Hello, World!