My fingertips are numb. Thank you, Fireball.

Found this blanket at #TJMaxx a couple weeks ago. They had several and I immediately thought- “It’s a #Swiftie blanket!”

Well, I told myself I’d come back this weekend for it and now there are none to be found. Everyone must’ve thought the same dang thing! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I keep googling starter packs to try to understand what they are. I’m not sure if I should be finding some to join or if I need to wait to be invited. What is the benefit of them?

Doc would like everyone to know he does not like bath day. 🛁 It’s hard to be a shiny, smell-good Pooh Bear.

Thank you, Veterans. 🇺🇸

While venting to my daughter about Harris being smarter than Trump, I mentioned she’s the only candidate ever to have served in all three branches of government. I was listing her experience and credentials and a woman in the room interrupted/ “She slept her way to the top, you know.”
IDGI. 1/2

*sigh* Why is it that it’s always men who send unsolicited dms the minute you follow them back?
Warning- I will probably unfollow if you do this.
Just don’t, guys.

I’d like to extend a special fuck you to all the Republicans currently posting about Veteran’s Day after they put the 5 time draft dodger who mocked McCain, insulted a Gold Star family and called our fallen of war “suckers” and “losers”, back in the office he tried to steal.

Tweets is to Twitter as _______ is to Bluesky.

Does anyone know what we’re calling our thingies here?

I hope y’all stayed awake last night for the end of the football game. The Lions made the loss of sleep well worth it! What a turnaround!

Pooh Bear looks so much younger when his hair is groomed up all spiffy! He’s also gained at least 25 pounds since this picture was taken. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #FlashbackFriday

Idk if it’s true for everyone but all of my people swear it’s true of me. 🤷🏼‍♀️ We butted heads constantly but I loved him so much. I will miss him the rest of my life. 💔

These words were what I needed to hear. 💙🩵

I had to make sure this gets relocated with me to Bluesky from my *other* account before I delete it. Not only do I agree with it, I believe it needs to be bookmarked for the day when Dems finally figure it out and @asharangappa.bsky.social can say she said it in ‘24. This. Should. Be. The. Agenda.

🦋 Transformed into a butterfly, caterpillars spoke not of her beauty but of her weirdness.
They wanted her to change back into what she had always been.

This jerk took me out at the knees today and made it past me to escape out the door. As usual, when he was done playing, “catch me if you can,” he wandered back into the house panting and satisfied that nobody puts baby in a corner. Don’t fall for those eyes. Or do. 🤷🏼‍♀️ They suck me right in, too. 🩵

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Thissssssss.

Be sure to do something nice for yourself this weekend instead of doom scrolling. Read a good book. Play board games with a loved one. Scream into a cave. Sort your doomsday seeds by season. Whisper the names of your enemies into the wicked ear of Crzthlach, the First God. Make a sourdough starter.