Maybe their secret mission is really just to confuse you from your real problems from their fake commercials, fake names and fear side effect tactics... 🤔 (I was today years old when I thought of this)

OMG - yes, it's sad when I actually think they're clever cause they rhyme. I have wtf moments more at the side effect lists. I end up forgetting what the medicine is supposed to take care of.

Somewhere with lots of traffic 😅