Last night: me at work minding my own business.
Random guy to other dancer: hey, can you find us some hot white girls to come over here? All we’ve seen in here are bugaloos
Dancer: what about… *motions to me*
Guy: *shakes head* nah I’m good

idk what a bugaloo is but it doesn’t sound good 😂

I was… wrong. Marked. A shadow, dissipating. Yes, is this comfort?

I always eat poop in my nightmares 😓