Lolitapop9
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How high’s the water, mama?
How high’s the water, mama?
A Cuban palate cleanser for the doom scrollers.
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A Cuban palate cleanser for the doom scrollers.
Remind me what the issue with Soylent Green was? Because the way things are going…
It’s almost as if we all told them this would happen and they just didn’t fucking care.
Or something.
Or something.
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remind me what the issue with Soylent Green was? Because the way things are going…
Morning. Cats. Pajamas.
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Morning. Cats. Pajamas.
Thanks, friend, I need one! I paid $13.25 for the fancy organic eggs today because I don’t think I can afford my breast cancer to return if the cheaper kind have some radioactive sh*t I have to worry about. Hugs back, 🐍
*hugs*!!
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanks, friend, I need one! I paid $13.25 for the fancy organic eggs today because I don’t think I can afford my breast cancer to return if the cheaper kind have some radioactive sh*t I have to worry about. Hugs back, 🐍
Ok that’s all I’ve got for now. But, but…I want to say more. It’s fine. Until next time just call me old Yellow Pages. I let my fingers do the talking. 🐍
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ok that’s all I’ve got for now. But, but…I want to say more. It’s fine. Until next time just call me old Yellow Pages. I let my fingers do the talking. 🐍
The special Hell I am trying to envision in my last blueskeet (?) should be commensurate with my angst at being a Cuban American who can’t for the life of me figure out why my people are a voting bloc seeking the very kind of regime they fled. Thanks!
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The special Hell I am trying to envision in my last blueskeet (?) should be commensurate with my angst at being a Cuban American who can’t for the life of me figure out why my people are a voting bloc seeking the very kind of regime they fled. Thanks!
So being fine with Trump-voting Qbuns being deported aside I’m still struggling to envision what special Hell we deport Enrique Tarrio to.
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So being fine with Trump-voting Qbuns being deported aside I’m still struggling to envision what special Hell we deport Enrique Tarrio to.
Anyway, that’s about the most I’ve, uh, blueskied in many years and I’m out of practice but consider this a reintroduction.
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anyway, that’s about the most I’ve, uh, blueskied in many years and I’m out of practice but consider this a reintroduction.
Not every bridge burnt is a bridge worth saving. Hell I crushed a few balsam wood ones in science class back in the 80’s and that was cathartic as f—ck.
January 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not every bridge burnt is a bridge worth saving. Hell I crushed a few balsam wood ones in science class back in the 80’s and that was cathartic as f—ck.
I have a complicated relationship with my bio family. Ok a simple estrangement for complicated reasons.
And I confess that if some of that family were to have their citizenship revoked and were deported back to Cuba, I wouldn’t bat an eyelash at their Trump-voting asses.
And I confess that if some of that family were to have their citizenship revoked and were deported back to Cuba, I wouldn’t bat an eyelash at their Trump-voting asses.
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have a complicated relationship with my bio family. Ok a simple estrangement for complicated reasons.
And I confess that if some of that family were to have their citizenship revoked and were deported back to Cuba, I wouldn’t bat an eyelash at their Trump-voting asses.
And I confess that if some of that family were to have their citizenship revoked and were deported back to Cuba, I wouldn’t bat an eyelash at their Trump-voting asses.
For anyone actually following: my “on”’s will always somehow autocorrect to “in”’s because we live in an autocratic regime. Thanks for your understanding
In order to ward off any bad energy in account of potentially being related to little Marco Rubio, I got this manicure.
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
For anyone actually following: my “on”’s will always somehow autocorrect to “in”’s because we live in an autocratic regime. Thanks for your understanding
In order to ward off any bad energy in account of potentially being related to little Marco Rubio, I got this manicure.
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In order to ward off any bad energy in account of potentially being related to little Marco Rubio, I got this manicure.
So, I avoided tw*tter for a long time and I’m way out of practice but I think I’m ready to revisit this now. Revisiting may be my only New Year’s resolution.
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So, I avoided tw*tter for a long time and I’m way out of practice but I think I’m ready to revisit this now. Revisiting may be my only New Year’s resolution.
Pro tip: getting assigned that Uber SUV that has the Tr*mp 2024 cap on the windshield and has to drive across past people you know on the way to the airport is a great motivation for spending a chunk of time hiding your head between your own legs!
November 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Pro tip: getting assigned that Uber SUV that has the Tr*mp 2024 cap on the windshield and has to drive across past people you know on the way to the airport is a great motivation for spending a chunk of time hiding your head between your own legs!
Stress and rage baking is the best baking, wouldn’t you say?
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Stress and rage baking is the best baking, wouldn’t you say?
Good morning from New York, where it hasn’t rained since hope for a better future prevailed.
November 16, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Good morning from New York, where it hasn’t rained since hope for a better future prevailed.
Welcome to my feed! This is all the positivity I can muster for an inaugural whatever we’re calling tweets now:
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Welcome to my feed! This is all the positivity I can muster for an inaugural whatever we’re calling tweets now: