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@lolmews.bsky.social
god’s favorite transsexual fortnite player
why do straight people bother practicing kink when gay people perfected it?
September 25, 2023 at 2:40 PM
why do straight people bother practicing kink when gay people perfected it?
the audacity of cis women never ceases to astound me
September 24, 2023 at 3:14 PM
the audacity of cis women never ceases to astound me
a good horror movie should always make you squirm, either bc it’s too scary or too sexy
September 17, 2023 at 1:20 AM
a good horror movie should always make you squirm, either bc it’s too scary or too sexy
yeah i’m a cia plant, planting kisses on my girlfriends forehead
September 10, 2023 at 1:30 PM
yeah i’m a cia plant, planting kisses on my girlfriends forehead
kissing your girlfriend should be an olympic sport and i would be a goddamn gold medalist
September 8, 2023 at 11:34 PM
kissing your girlfriend should be an olympic sport and i would be a goddamn gold medalist
they call me pond water pussy for a reason!
September 7, 2023 at 10:57 PM
they call me pond water pussy for a reason!
guy who confuses hitachi and hibachi and takes his unsatisfied wife to Benihana for every special occasion
September 7, 2023 at 4:17 PM
guy who confuses hitachi and hibachi and takes his unsatisfied wife to Benihana for every special occasion
rachel sennott is kinda the phoebe bridgers of acting (gay for clout)
September 7, 2023 at 4:16 PM
rachel sennott is kinda the phoebe bridgers of acting (gay for clout)
when you’re making fun of me this is who you’re making fun of btw
August 21, 2023 at 4:54 AM
when you’re making fun of me this is who you’re making fun of btw
it’s honestly wild to me that even though it had prob 10 hours of repetitive/redundant cutscenes, death stranding still managed to completely alter the way in which i interact with video games
August 19, 2023 at 6:46 PM
it’s honestly wild to me that even though it had prob 10 hours of repetitive/redundant cutscenes, death stranding still managed to completely alter the way in which i interact with video games
my informed consent didn’t tell me about this, wish i knew this before i had my beautiful huge ass 😔
August 19, 2023 at 3:02 AM
my informed consent didn’t tell me about this, wish i knew this before i had my beautiful huge ass 😔
tuck so good they call it schrödinger’s dick and balls
August 12, 2023 at 11:19 PM
tuck so good they call it schrödinger’s dick and balls
so glad that public opinion is turning on grimes i’ve waited too long for that nickel bitch to fall
August 10, 2023 at 6:11 AM
so glad that public opinion is turning on grimes i’ve waited too long for that nickel bitch to fall
chris pontius truly does know how to rock a little outfit better than any other jackass member
August 9, 2023 at 1:32 PM
chris pontius truly does know how to rock a little outfit better than any other jackass member
showing my gf old stuff i like is fun bc i get to whip out phrases like “this is the video game character that made me think ‘i would want her name, looks, and personality IF i was trans’ and this was something i thought for 4 years before i realized”
August 8, 2023 at 4:21 PM
showing my gf old stuff i like is fun bc i get to whip out phrases like “this is the video game character that made me think ‘i would want her name, looks, and personality IF i was trans’ and this was something i thought for 4 years before i realized”
i know god loves me, that’s why i’m a transsexual dyke with a nice ass
August 4, 2023 at 12:01 AM
i know god loves me, that’s why i’m a transsexual dyke with a nice ass
when i was a kid i would memorize and recite garfield comic strips and my parents seriously didn’t think to get me tested for like anything
August 1, 2023 at 2:08 PM
when i was a kid i would memorize and recite garfield comic strips and my parents seriously didn’t think to get me tested for like anything
playstation execs hear about a game being made that features an unlikely/unwilling father figure and they scramble to make that shit an exclusive
July 25, 2023 at 9:47 PM
playstation execs hear about a game being made that features an unlikely/unwilling father figure and they scramble to make that shit an exclusive
trans woman doing demolition work call that brick breaker
July 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
trans woman doing demolition work call that brick breaker
now that i’m free from twitter and all of the people i know irl, it’s time for my true calling on the internet, posting ass pics
July 25, 2023 at 2:30 AM
now that i’m free from twitter and all of the people i know irl, it’s time for my true calling on the internet, posting ass pics