Marlo McCloud
lomccloud.bsky.social
Marlo McCloud
@lomccloud.bsky.social
Mom. Storyteller. Bull💩 detector. Find some of my work here https://tinyurl.com/32243bsa
Merry Christmas @netflix.com how are the streaming machine, bots, bytes, and bits workingfor Beyoncé’s home game?
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My whole internet existence is scrolling and saying “how tf would you know” 🧐 in my head.
December 22, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Why be a martyr when you can be productive….
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
And just like that a teenager came downstairs and asked to learn the New Orleans food traditions 🫶🏽
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Marlo McCloud
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Words and their definitions matter
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Dear Netflix, the only buffer we acknowledge is Micheal. Thank you in advance for a fresh not frozen streaming event.
Trailer for Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show on December 25.
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Beer goggles while bowling…please and thank you
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Record scratches…

I bet you’re wondering how I got here, caressing this box of preservatives.
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I will always root for Jameis Winston…🫶🏽
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Can I start something new 🤔 self portrait Saturday
November 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Hilarity hall of fame…where is this millionaire chef and does she still shun spices?
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Wild times ahead for furnishings in DC.
Too much? lol
November 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Creating a new department to streamline government…what could go wrong with grift city?
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
PSA!!! 🔔
Get the Vasectomy…
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Yep
Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Game time!
November 15, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Patiently waiting for “Until I don’t like him”
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Took the day off to supervise home repairs now I’m stuck learning about lifestyle slaves on #Slutever 🥸 I am merely a vanilla milkshake.
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Oh nothing just ridiculous lawmakers voting to tax Louisiana residents on everything from tattoos to streaming services ⚜️
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Beautiful onion burn
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Heard #bluesky is just like pre 1st Lady Musk version of Twitter..is that true 👀
November 13, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by Marlo McCloud
A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us!

RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM