Lomp
@lomp.bsky.social
The cruel indifference of the universe versus the crushing deference of humanity
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The cruel indifference of the universe versus the crushing deference of humanity
*sip* “ugh, this tastes like pee” *bigger sip*
April 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
*sip* “ugh, this tastes like pee” *bigger sip*
I accidentally drank expired apple cider earlier and now my armpits smell like apple cider
March 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I accidentally drank expired apple cider earlier and now my armpits smell like apple cider
Luffy had to unlock gear two while fighting a dude who’s special ability was being a door
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Luffy had to unlock gear two while fighting a dude who’s special ability was being a door
Alllright everypuppy, daddy needs you to lock in
March 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Alllright everypuppy, daddy needs you to lock in
Have a gyattastical day!
February 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Have a gyattastical day!
Does strawberry milk coke from strawberries or red cows?
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Does strawberry milk coke from strawberries or red cows?
I’m not so pathetic I’d stoop to that!
No, wait, I am.
No, wait, I am.
February 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m not so pathetic I’d stoop to that!
No, wait, I am.
No, wait, I am.
I typed this out with a banana
January 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I typed this out with a banana
I’m not a narcissist, I’m just that important.
December 15, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m not a narcissist, I’m just that important.
Just finished episode two of arcane! So is Heimerdinger coming back or what?
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Just finished episode two of arcane! So is Heimerdinger coming back or what?
Who wanna do apple dunking in the mutagen tube?
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Who wanna do apple dunking in the mutagen tube?
What’s up my rancid little geedlings?
November 18, 2024 at 7:54 PM
What’s up my rancid little geedlings?
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Who made this, who unleashed this horror onto the world
October 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Who made this, who unleashed this horror onto the world
I’m like a scratch and sniff but the sniff is just sweat
October 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I’m like a scratch and sniff but the sniff is just sweat