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LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads "Targeted Strike" as "War Crime," Demands International Tribunal
The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy
Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even
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Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime” - The London Prat
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime,” Demands International Tribunal The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even TikTok, but the British… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads "Targeted Strike" as "War Crime," Demands International Tribunal
The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy
Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even
prat.uk/guardian-mis...
Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime” - The London Prat
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime,” Demands International Tribunal The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even TikTok, but the British… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
BBC Spends Six Hours Explaining Why Trump's Caracas Strike Proves He's Literally Hitler
When Breaking News Breaks the Narrative
The BBC's live blog opened with the sort of breathless urgency typically reserved for Royal funerals or England losing on penalties: "Explosions
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BBC Spends Six Hours Explaining Caracas Strike - The London Prat
BBC Spends Six Hours Explaining Why Trump’s Caracas Strike Proves He’s Literally Hitler When Breaking News Breaks the Narrative The BBC’s live blog opened with the sort of breathless urgency typically reserved for Royal funerals or England losing on penalties: “Explosions have… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed, Refreshes Live Blogs, Argues About It Anyway
A Completely Serious, Deeply British, Absolutely Calm Response to Explosions Abroad
Britain woke up to news that Venezuela was being bombed, which in UK terms meant three immediate national
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LIVE: Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed - The London Prat
Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed, Refreshes Live Blogs, Argues About It Anyway A Completely Serious, Deeply British, Absolutely Calm Response to Explosions Abroad Britain woke up to news that Venezuela was being bombed, which in UK terms meant three immediate national… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads "Targeted Strike" as "War Crime," Demands International Tribunal
The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy
Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even
prat.uk/guardian-mis...
Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime” - The London Prat
LITERALLY BREAKING: Guardian Misreads “Targeted Strike” as “War Crime,” Demands International Tribunal The Dangers of Journalistic Literacy Media analysts have long warned that the greatest threat to informed public discourse is not misinformation, propaganda, or even TikTok, but the British… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed, Refreshes Live Blogs, Argues About It Anyway
A Completely Serious, Deeply British, Absolutely Calm Response to Explosions Abroad
Britain woke up to news that Venezuela was being bombed, which in UK terms meant three immediate national
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LIVE: Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed - The London Prat
Britain Watches Venezuela Get Bombed, Refreshes Live Blogs, Argues About It Anyway A Completely Serious, Deeply British, Absolutely Calm Response to Explosions Abroad Britain woke up to news that Venezuela was being bombed, which in UK terms meant three immediate national… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
WORLD CUP STARTED EARLY: Entire 2026 Tournament Quietly Played Last Night While You Slept
England knocked out on penalties, America declared moral winners, Canada very polite about it
In a scheduling mix-up blamed on time zones, streaming rights, and “a vibes-based
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WORLD CUP STARTS EARLY… - The London Prat
WORLD CUP STARTED EARLY: Entire 2026 Tournament Quietly Played Last Night While You Slept England knocked out on penalties, America declared moral winners, Canada very polite about it In a scheduling mix-up blamed on time zones, streaming rights, and “a… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
WORLD CUP STARTED EARLY: Entire 2026 Tournament Quietly Played Last Night While You Slept
England knocked out on penalties, America declared moral winners, Canada very polite about it
In a scheduling mix-up blamed on time zones, streaming rights, and “a vibes-based
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WORLD CUP STARTS EARLY… - The London Prat
WORLD CUP STARTED EARLY: Entire 2026 Tournament Quietly Played Last Night While You Slept England knocked out on penalties, America declared moral winners, Canada very polite about it In a scheduling mix-up blamed on time zones, streaming rights, and “a… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Rail Companies Apologise for Disruption, Blame Weather, Leaves, Sunlight, Darkness, and Passengers
Britain's rail operators issued another heartfelt apology this week after services were disrupted bya complex combination of weather, seasonal foliage, natural light, lack of
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Rail Companies Apologise for Disruption - The London Prat
Rail Companies Apologise for Disruption, Blame Weather, Leaves, Sunlight, Darkness, and Passengers Britain’s rail operators issued another heartfelt apology this week after services were disrupted by a complex combination of weather, seasonal foliage, natural light, lack of natural light, and… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Britain Reassures Itself Everything Is Fine After Man on Radio Says "We've Been Through Worse" But He Can't Remember When
Britain once again achieved emotional stability this week after a man called Graham phoned into a local radio station and calmly explained that
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Britain Reassures Itself Everything Is Fine - The London Prat
Britain Reassures Itself Everything Is Fine After Man on Radio Says “We’ve Been Through Worse” But He Can’t Remember When Britain once again achieved emotional stability this week after a man called Graham phoned into a local radio station and… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Judge Bans London from Firing Workers Because Robots Need Us to Pay Taxes Too
Court Rules Future Cannot Begin Until Present Stops Panicking
London briefly flirted with the future this week, then was told by a judge to sit down and think about what it had done.
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Judge Bans London from Firing Workers - The London Prat
Judge Bans London from Firing Workers Because Robots Need Us to Pay Taxes Too Court Rules Future Cannot Begin Until Present Stops Panicking London briefly flirted with the future this week, then was told by a judge to sit down… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Populists Say London Is Falling So They Can Finally Win at Monopoly, Claims Sadiq Khan While Tossing Go Directly to Jail Card
Because Nothing Says Urban Collapse Like Owning Mayfair and Still Complaining
London is, according to a growing chorus of very serious men on talk
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Populists Say London Is Falling - The London Prat
Populists Say London Is Falling So They Can Finally Win at Monopoly, Claims Sadiq Khan While Tossing Go Directly to Jail Card Because Nothing Says Urban Collapse Like Owning Mayfair and Still Complaining London is, according to a growing chorus… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Royal Family Declares Christmas Walk a 'Disaster,' Proving Even Absolute Privilege Can't Survive the Holidays
SANDRINGHAM, ENGLAND — In a stunning reminder that no institution, however ancient, gilded, or aggressively inherited, can survive December without emotional
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Royal Family Declares Christmas Walk a ‘Disaster’ - The London Prat
Royal Family Declares Christmas Walk a ‘Disaster,’ Proving Even Absolute Privilege Can’t Survive the Holidays SANDRINGHAM, ENGLAND — In a stunning reminder that no institution, however ancient, gilded, or aggressively inherited, can survive December without emotional casualties, the British royal family has officially… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
AI Was Supposed to Take Over Our Jobs in 2025, but It Couldn't Even Click a Mouse — The New Yorker's Belated Tech Horror Story
2025 was supposed to be the year AI liberated humans from the drudgery of daily tasks. Sam #AIagenterrors #AIagents #AIbookingerrors
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AI Was Supposed to Take Over Our Jobs in 2025 - The London Prat
AI Was Supposed to Take Over Our Jobs in 2025, but It Couldn’t Even Click a Mouse — The New Yorker’s Belated Tech Horror Story 2025 was supposed to be the year AI liberated humans from the drudgery of daily… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Starmer and Tweets That Weren't Read
Britain Should Have Read the Tweets First
Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer apparently treated vetting Alaa Abd el-Fattah's Twitter history the same way many Britscheck the weather forecast: glance briefly, hope for the best, and assume
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Starmer and the Tweets - The London Prat
Starmer and Tweets That Weren’t Read Britain Should Have Read the Tweets First Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer apparently treated vetting Alaa Abd el-Fattah’s Twitter history the same way many Brits check the weather forecast: glance briefly, hope for the best, and… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Six Times British Telly Went Proper Mental in 2025
When British Entertainment Went Spectacularly Off the Rails
Here are several satirical journalism articles with clickbait head-turning titles basedon the 2025 UK entertainment scandals era — because nothing says "national
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Absolute Shambles! - The London Prat
Six Times British Telly Went Proper Mental in 2025 When British Entertainment Went Spectacularly Off the Rails Here are several satirical journalism articles with clickbait head-turning titles based on the 2025 UK entertainment scandals era — because nothing says “national… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Britain's Brilliant Armed Forces Gap Year
Because What Every Teen Really Wants Is Boot Camp
LONDON — The UK government has unveiled a radically normal idea to fix both youth career confusion and its own chronic military recruitment woes: offer teens a paid gap year in the
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Armed Forces Gap Year - The London Prat
Britain’s Brilliant Armed Forces Gap Year Because What Every Teen Really Wants Is Boot Camp LONDON — The UK government has unveiled a radically normal idea to fix both youth career confusion and its own chronic military recruitment woes: offer teens a paid gap… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The UK Government Still Can't Define Islamophobia, So It Defined Everything Around It Instead
LONDON — After years of consultations, panels, sub-panels, advisory boards, working groups, steering committees, and one extremely long lunch, the UK government has reached a
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UK Government Still Can’t Define Islamophobia - The London Prat
The UK Government Still Can’t Define Islamophobia, So It Defined Everything Around It Instead LONDON — After years of consultations, panels, sub-panels, advisory boards, working groups, steering committees, and one extremely long lunch, the UK government has reached a breakthrough on… - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
US president insists this is a matter of national taste.
LONDON - Former US President Donald Trump has reportedly demanded that British supermarkets begin selling chlorinated chicken, prompting confusion among suppliers, shoppers, and regulatory agencies.
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Trump Demands British Supermarkets Sell Chlorinated Chicken – Chaos Ensues - The London Prat
Trump Demands British Supermarkets Sell Chlorinated Chicken - Chaos Ensues | US president insists this is a matter of national taste. - London Satirical News & UK Politics
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January 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM