Yomzag 🍬 {Parody} 🍬
@lonelyyomzag.bsky.social
Not your average Imp. I’m a prankster, yes. But what I crave doesn’t come from making people laugh. Don’t underestimate me and turn your back on me… #OC #TMIRP #ParodyAccount
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Hi!
I’m Yomzag…
I used to live in a tree, but now I live in a hotel with Yang
Shapeshifting is my specialty and I’m even good at disappearing!
Don’t underestimate me though, I may look cute and adorable, but I’m not afraid to fight for those I love…
Will you come play with me?
#ParodyAccount
I’m Yomzag…
I used to live in a tree, but now I live in a hotel with Yang
Shapeshifting is my specialty and I’m even good at disappearing!
Don’t underestimate me though, I may look cute and adorable, but I’m not afraid to fight for those I love…
Will you come play with me?
#ParodyAccount
+Resists the urge to cover myself up and presses into your touch+
You think so?
You think so?
{Immediately pulls your shirt off over your head and tosses it behind me, my hands moving to your body}
Much better
Much better
+Lifts my arms above my head and giggles+
Maybe you should remove some then…?
Maybe you should remove some then…?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
+Resists the urge to cover myself up and presses into your touch+
You think so?
You think so?
We’re the perfect pair!
{Laughs softly}
Look at us, all broken and alone
Look at us, all broken and alone
+Nods lots and gives your hand a squeeze+
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We’re the perfect pair!
+Nods lots and gives your hand a squeeze+
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
{Links my fingers with yours}
Do you? I'm not sure I've ever been missed before
Do you? I'm not sure I've ever been missed before
+Blushes a little, still beaming at you+
I always miss you too.
I always miss you too.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
+Nods lots and gives your hand a squeeze+
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
I do. All the time. It’s still hard for me to believe that someone actually misses me too.
+Lifts my arms above my head and giggles+
Maybe you should remove some then…?
Maybe you should remove some then…?
{Slides my hands up the back of your shirt}
Too many layers
Too many layers
+Shivers lightly and wraps my arms around your neck+
Like my outfit?
Like my outfit?
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
+Lifts my arms above my head and giggles+
Maybe you should remove some then…?
Maybe you should remove some then…?
+Blushes a little, still beaming at you+
I always miss you too.
I always miss you too.
I always miss you. You are my precious imp
You did?
+Beams a winning smile at you+
+Beams a winning smile at you+
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
+Blushes a little, still beaming at you+
I always miss you too.
I always miss you too.
You did?
+Beams a winning smile at you+
+Beams a winning smile at you+
Oh good, I missed you terribly
I. Am. Awake.
+Heavy breathing+
+Heavy breathing+
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You did?
+Beams a winning smile at you+
+Beams a winning smile at you+
+Shivers lightly and wraps my arms around your neck+
Like my outfit?
Like my outfit?
{Runs my hands along your waist}
Hi...
Hi...
+Grins and steps in close+
Hi…
Hi…
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
+Shivers lightly and wraps my arms around your neck+
Like my outfit?
Like my outfit?
+Lays on the floor twitching+
Huh…?
Huh…?
Oop made a mess
+Explodes+
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
+Lays on the floor twitching+
Huh…?
Huh…?
+Coughs nervously+
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
[Laughs]
Mammon has nothing to do with it at all I guess huh?
Mammon has nothing to do with it at all I guess huh?
Fear… ?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
+Coughs nervously+
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
No.. not at all… why would I be worried about him…
You’re so pretty… you fit in perfectly
I hang around my garden when @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social isn't around
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You’re so pretty… you fit in perfectly
+Explodes+
I wonder if @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social will like my new outfit
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
+Explodes+
I. Am. Awake.
+Heavy breathing+
+Heavy breathing+
Waiting for my @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social to wake
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I. Am. Awake.
+Heavy breathing+
+Heavy breathing+
+Blinks+
Am I still dreaming…?
Am I still dreaming…?
Good morning gorgeous 🤎 @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
+Blinks+
Am I still dreaming…?
Am I still dreaming…?
Fear… ?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
No matter how rough I am with @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social he's always gentle with me! 🫶 Probably out of fear 🤣
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December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fear… ?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
+Scoffs and laughs nervously+
What… why would you say that?
+Grins and steps in close+
Hi…
Hi…
{Chokes on my coffee, then motions for you to come close}
Something just for @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social 😘🫶🏼🖤
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
+Grins and steps in close+
Hi…
Hi…
Something just for @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social 😘🫶🏼🖤
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Something just for @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social 😘🫶🏼🖤
+Giggles at your reaction and squeezes my legs around you at your touch+
I’d really like that …
I’d really like that …
{Nearly sinks beneath the surface at your question, my fingers slipping up the legs of your shorts}
Most definitely. We could swim naked whenever we wanted
Most definitely. We could swim naked whenever we wanted
+Nods excitedly, my arms going around you tighter+
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
+Giggles at your reaction and squeezes my legs around you at your touch+
I’d really like that …
I’d really like that …
+Nods excitedly, my arms going around you tighter+
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
{Your body against mine was doing things to my train of thought. And my body...}
I can do anything in this hotel. Would you like that?
I can do anything in this hotel. Would you like that?
+My eyes widen and presses my body flush with yours+
You can do that?
You can do that?
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
+Nods excitedly, my arms going around you tighter+
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
Would it mean we could swim naked without anyone looking in?
+My eyes widen and presses my body flush with yours+
You can do that?
You can do that?
{Slides my hands down your sides and over your hips, feeling along your thighs}
Perhaps I should create one just for us, that no one else has access to
Perhaps I should create one just for us, that no one else has access to
+Makes an incoherent sound and turns my head to look at you, shifting to wrap my arms around your neck and legs around your waist+
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
+My eyes widen and presses my body flush with yours+
You can do that?
You can do that?
+Makes an incoherent sound and turns my head to look at you, shifting to wrap my arms around your neck and legs around your waist+
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
{Moves in closer and flicks my tongue out against the droplets on your chest}
There's something very peaceful about it
There's something very peaceful about it
+Watches as you enter the water, my gaze fixed on your torso… holy hell you’re hot…+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
+Makes an incoherent sound and turns my head to look at you, shifting to wrap my arms around your neck and legs around your waist+
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
It’s very peaceful here… I love it.
+Watches as you enter the water, my gaze fixed on your torso… holy hell you’re hot…+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
{Chuckles as I watch you. Such a fine creature. Pushing myself up I drop into the pool, floating over to you}
This seems to be our spot
This seems to be our spot
+Smiles adoringly at you and stands, before turning to dive into the pool, bobbing up in the middle, waving+
What are you waiting for then?!
What are you waiting for then?!
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
+Watches as you enter the water, my gaze fixed on your torso… holy hell you’re hot…+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
Yeah… seems to be…
+Giggles and shifts to float on my back, my fingers brushing against yours+
+Dies at the expression on your face and blushes even brighter+
I love showering with you.
I love showering with you.
{Gets a little goofy expression}
Yes...
Yes...
+Blushes+
Especially when we shower together…
Especially when we shower together…
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
+Dies at the expression on your face and blushes even brighter+
I love showering with you.
I love showering with you.
+Blushes+
Especially when we shower together…
Especially when we shower together…
By existing. My bathroom has steamed up on several occasions
I do? How?
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
+Blushes+
Especially when we shower together…
Especially when we shower together…
+Smiles adoringly at you and stands, before turning to dive into the pool, bobbing up in the middle, waving+
What are you waiting for then?!
What are you waiting for then?!
{Forgets how to function when you walk in like that, staring at your chest and abdomen}
Yes... that would be nice...
Yes... that would be nice...
+Walks into the pool area in just my board shorts and finds you lounging by the pool+
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
+Smiles adoringly at you and stands, before turning to dive into the pool, bobbing up in the middle, waving+
What are you waiting for then?!
What are you waiting for then?!
+Walks into the pool area in just my board shorts and finds you lounging by the pool+
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?
Lounging by the pool, wondering if @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social will join me
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
+Walks into the pool area in just my board shorts and finds you lounging by the pool+
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?
Hi Yangy….
+Sits down beside you and gestures to the pool+
Wanna go for a swim?