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Just watch out if you come across anyone carrying machetes, wearing animal heads and football armor.

Probably also watch out for anyone dressed like me if you don't wanna pay taxes again.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
It's *all* a lot with all these different factions breathing down our damn necks, Legion especially.

( ... Realizing if he doesn't know what Vault-Tec is he might not know Caesar's Legion either. )

They're bad people.
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
// idk if bit is the right word. But its fun
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
// its such a good bit(?)
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Yeah... fuckin. Would've liked to grow up in a world without giant death lizards but fuck me I guess.
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I mean I heard one day the sun's gonna explode. So if nothing happened between then and now they'd be wrong?
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I mean they were it's pretty cut and dry they Were Right.
January 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
... Wow you HAVE been living under a rock. They were an Old World corporation that built these big underground bunkers for people to like buy a spot in just in case the world went to nuclear shit.
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Yeah? Pfft, next you're gonna tell me you've never heard of Vault-Tec.

......... you've heard of vault-tec right
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Sure but it's also like because of the vaults that. People lived in.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
(probably one of the only people who says vault instead) ...well yeah some people still say that but that's boring.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's like. a saying. It means you don't know shit about fuck.
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM