Just watch out if you come across anyone carrying machetes, wearing animal heads and football armor.

Probably also watch out for anyone dressed like me if you don't wanna pay taxes again.

It's *all* a lot with all these different factions breathing down our damn necks, Legion especially.

( ... Realizing if he doesn't know what Vault-Tec is he might not know Caesar's Legion either. )

They're bad people.

// idk if bit is the right word. But its fun

// its such a good bit(?)

Yeah... fuckin. Would've liked to grow up in a world without giant death lizards but fuck me I guess.

I mean I heard one day the sun's gonna explode. So if nothing happened between then and now they'd be wrong?

I mean they were it's pretty cut and dry they Were Right.

... Wow you HAVE been living under a rock. They were an Old World corporation that built these big underground bunkers for people to like buy a spot in just in case the world went to nuclear shit.

Yeah? Pfft, next you're gonna tell me you've never heard of Vault-Tec.

......... you've heard of vault-tec right

Sure but it's also like because of the vaults that. People lived in.

(probably one of the only people who says vault instead) ...well yeah some people still say that but that's boring.

It's like. a saying. It means you don't know shit about fuck.