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Ben Perkins
@longdistancecaller.bsky.social
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new dad, memoirist, essayist, occasional journalist, birder, herper, artist's spouse, baker of cinnamon rolls, already in-recovery from whatever this is
otherwise theyll just be metaphors for own narcissistic injuries...
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
best parts of florida are the little known natural gems 🙂‍↕️
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i feel vulgar for asking, but do you want to read a chapter of my memoir? the first page is pinned to the top of my posts, but i could email the pdf
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
thanks i almost edited it 😂
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
once after a monthlong hike in wyoming, i ate 8 taco bravos in one sitting. it hurt bad. experiences like this are what i have instead of tattoos
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
and he'll be the first to stand when the plane touches down
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
its this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antlion

much more benign! we used to catch them in our hands as children
Antlion - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
didnt have to wait long to use this one
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it is SGI ☺️ on the bay side
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
he's hate-reading Brooks and accusing him of being a reactionary centrist. but the Atlantic essay praises No Kings and challenges demonstrators to keep being relevant to the working class. which is great advice and probably hard criticism to take.
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
read the article. PB completely mischaracterizes it
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
no cultural literacy
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
no kings more kites!
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
WHAT
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM