Mugsy Simpleton
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It's funny because I see a bit of myself.
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It's funny because I see a bit of myself.
No. Chitin is a polysacharide and keratin is a polypeptide. Totally different thing.
Your dad was full of a smelly mixture of one of the most indigestable molecules in all of nature.
Your dad was full of a smelly mixture of one of the most indigestable molecules in all of nature.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
No. Chitin is a polysacharide and keratin is a polypeptide. Totally different thing.
Your dad was full of a smelly mixture of one of the most indigestable molecules in all of nature.
Your dad was full of a smelly mixture of one of the most indigestable molecules in all of nature.
To be clear, I'm well past the middle ages. Just so you know.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
To be clear, I'm well past the middle ages. Just so you know.
I've heard this story before. Glad the ending was a little bit different. (No final 😃💔💥😵)
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've heard this story before. Glad the ending was a little bit different. (No final 😃💔💥😵)
Hemiptera. Wings hardened at the base and membranous at the tip. True bug.
Nice.
Nice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hemiptera. Wings hardened at the base and membranous at the tip. True bug.
Nice.
Nice.
My grandparents had one of these in the 70's. You pick up the phone to make a call but someone else was on the line. Actually, not as bad as someone having a conversation on speakerphone at the airport.
Technology found a way to make it worse.
Technology found a way to make it worse.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My grandparents had one of these in the 70's. You pick up the phone to make a call but someone else was on the line. Actually, not as bad as someone having a conversation on speakerphone at the airport.
Technology found a way to make it worse.
Technology found a way to make it worse.
I do see the irony in my reply. In my defense, I've been watching "Solar Opposites." He reminds me of Korvo and it's skewing my thinking.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I do see the irony in my reply. In my defense, I've been watching "Solar Opposites." He reminds me of Korvo and it's skewing my thinking.
He might get it if he were a human himself. Sadly, something he may never understand.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He might get it if he were a human himself. Sadly, something he may never understand.
That is Bruce Lee level shit.
Completely "Enter the Dragon."
Kind of thing you only learn growing up in San Francisco, or on the plains outside Albuquerque. (Don't miss that left turn.)
Completely "Enter the Dragon."
Kind of thing you only learn growing up in San Francisco, or on the plains outside Albuquerque. (Don't miss that left turn.)
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That is Bruce Lee level shit.
Completely "Enter the Dragon."
Kind of thing you only learn growing up in San Francisco, or on the plains outside Albuquerque. (Don't miss that left turn.)
Completely "Enter the Dragon."
Kind of thing you only learn growing up in San Francisco, or on the plains outside Albuquerque. (Don't miss that left turn.)
I hate that guy. He only knows how to break things.
October 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hate that guy. He only knows how to break things.
Can I pick my own?
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Can I pick my own?
Dissolves in a flash! Your Epssenosis won't know what hit it. Johnson Cure All.
(Also resolves congressional blockage.)
Ask your representative if you need a big, fat, dripping Johnson in your life.
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(Also resolves congressional blockage.)
Ask your representative if you need a big, fat, dripping Johnson in your life.
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October 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dissolves in a flash! Your Epssenosis won't know what hit it. Johnson Cure All.
(Also resolves congressional blockage.)
Ask your representative if you need a big, fat, dripping Johnson in your life.
(This message endorsed by Longfatty Corpulated.)
(Also resolves congressional blockage.)
Ask your representative if you need a big, fat, dripping Johnson in your life.
(This message endorsed by Longfatty Corpulated.)
It's her house. You're really just lucky that she lets you live there.
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's her house. You're really just lucky that she lets you live there.
Gaaaaah! Are you going to keep it?
I mean...congratulations?
I mean...congratulations?
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Gaaaaah! Are you going to keep it?
I mean...congratulations?
I mean...congratulations?
It's 60% chipping and putting.
October 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's 60% chipping and putting.
Plus, the guy is tuning his lute in the middle of the song! There's no need for that—it's just pretentious. Makes me think it probably is a chamber pot.
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Plus, the guy is tuning his lute in the middle of the song! There's no need for that—it's just pretentious. Makes me think it probably is a chamber pot.
And I bet he regrets it right now.
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And I bet he regrets it right now.
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Why are you buying cat toys? You've already got two.
What you NEED is a case of Neosporin.
What you NEED is a case of Neosporin.
September 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why are you buying cat toys? You've already got two.
What you NEED is a case of Neosporin.
What you NEED is a case of Neosporin.
That's what Ralph Lauren is going to wear in hell.
September 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That's what Ralph Lauren is going to wear in hell.
Or we could reduce the cost of care by searching for evidence-based improvements, like in—you know— science. We could try to reduce poverty and give people access to healthier lifestyles.
Both those are kind of out of style. Better to let them die.
Both those are kind of out of style. Better to let them die.
September 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Or we could reduce the cost of care by searching for evidence-based improvements, like in—you know— science. We could try to reduce poverty and give people access to healthier lifestyles.
Both those are kind of out of style. Better to let them die.
Both those are kind of out of style. Better to let them die.