🦐✨ ; Shrimpeus
@longlostleaf.bsky.social
Where is Alexei when I need him
November 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Where is Alexei when I need him
Honestly, if there's a will, there's a way, if you even care.
November 8, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Honestly, if there's a will, there's a way, if you even care.
Honestly? Between the hellish landscape being what it is and all that, I have decided to turn to dust
November 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Honestly? Between the hellish landscape being what it is and all that, I have decided to turn to dust
I am a shrimp, through and through; a one in a krillion.
//would you prefer that we now refer to you as "Shrimpeus"
November 8, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I am a shrimp, through and through; a one in a krillion.
I am but an enigma that exists as a prickle of skin at night and a drop of sweat that comes with anxiety.
November 5, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I am but an enigma that exists as a prickle of skin at night and a drop of sweat that comes with anxiety.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALEXEI KNOWS OF ME
WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW
WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW
November 4, 2024 at 11:10 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALEXEI KNOWS OF ME
WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW
WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW
Waking up to see THAT harrowing text—
On one hand: ᕙ(☉ਊ☉)ᕗ
On another: ᕙ(ಠ ਊ ಠ)ᕗ
ALEXEI
On one hand: ᕙ(☉ਊ☉)ᕗ
On another: ᕙ(ಠ ਊ ಠ)ᕗ
ALEXEI
November 4, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Waking up to see THAT harrowing text—
On one hand: ᕙ(☉ਊ☉)ᕗ
On another: ᕙ(ಠ ਊ ಠ)ᕗ
ALEXEI
On one hand: ᕙ(☉ਊ☉)ᕗ
On another: ᕙ(ಠ ਊ ಠ)ᕗ
ALEXEI
(Pops open a cask of liquor)
Another Halloween unable to tell him how I feel.
Another Halloween unable to tell him how I feel.
November 1, 2024 at 7:57 AM
(Pops open a cask of liquor)
Another Halloween unable to tell him how I feel.
Another Halloween unable to tell him how I feel.
✨Watch me vanish a second time✨
October 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
✨Watch me vanish a second time✨
Reposted by 🦐✨ ; Shrimpeus
October 18, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by 🦐✨ ; Shrimpeus
Emet-Selch watching Crystal Exarch drag the wrong person to the First for the fourth time #ffxiv #emetselch
October 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Emet-Selch watching Crystal Exarch drag the wrong person to the First for the fourth time #ffxiv #emetselch
If there's nothing else I'm off to tearfully wank it to Emet-Selch 💔💔💔
October 23, 2024 at 4:48 AM
If there's nothing else I'm off to tearfully wank it to Emet-Selch 💔💔💔
I appreciate returning to THAT
Eye—
Eye—
October 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I appreciate returning to THAT
Eye—
Eye—
Faintly, Cupiditas wakes elsewhere - and I, have to probably revamp him
October 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Faintly, Cupiditas wakes elsewhere - and I, have to probably revamp him
I can't handle more than one or I'll actually choke—
October 22, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I can't handle more than one or I'll actually choke—
I craved those seasonal cookie packs and bought them.
Took a bite from one and thought of how much I missed my compacted sugar dust with ✨sparkles✨
Took a bite from one and thought of how much I missed my compacted sugar dust with ✨sparkles✨
October 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I craved those seasonal cookie packs and bought them.
Took a bite from one and thought of how much I missed my compacted sugar dust with ✨sparkles✨
Took a bite from one and thought of how much I missed my compacted sugar dust with ✨sparkles✨
I'm like 90% that the only ones who won't become bitchy and help through malicious compliance is my younger bro (who's already EXPECTED to care for everyone else regardless of age) and my ma.
This'll be bonkers. I can already feel it
This'll be bonkers. I can already feel it
//no bc I'd be FORCEFULLY pulling people in and giving them tasks.
Make them cut cranberries, snap ends off green beans, peel potatoes and whatnot-
Or else there ain't gonna be NOTHING.
Make them cut cranberries, snap ends off green beans, peel potatoes and whatnot-
Or else there ain't gonna be NOTHING.
D, this year I will be expected to feed ~✨9✨~ people including myself and the most help ill likely get is "staying out of the way."
IM
IM
October 22, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I'm like 90% that the only ones who won't become bitchy and help through malicious compliance is my younger bro (who's already EXPECTED to care for everyone else regardless of age) and my ma.
This'll be bonkers. I can already feel it
This'll be bonkers. I can already feel it
D, this year I will be expected to feed ~✨9✨~ people including myself and the most help ill likely get is "staying out of the way."
IM
IM
// Now if I were with the other side of the family-
That's a different story.
That's a different story.
October 22, 2024 at 12:05 AM
D, this year I will be expected to feed ~✨9✨~ people including myself and the most help ill likely get is "staying out of the way."
IM
IM
Oh my god. I know it's not even Halloween yet and to CALM DOWN - but I have to make Thanksgiving Dinner this year
October 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Oh my god. I know it's not even Halloween yet and to CALM DOWN - but I have to make Thanksgiving Dinner this year
Time to stay busy until 6 and return 😔
October 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Time to stay busy until 6 and return 😔
I'd have named myself wasted potential but someone got to it before me 👁️👄👁️
October 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I'd have named myself wasted potential but someone got to it before me 👁️👄👁️
👉🏼👈🏼 I made the password my FFXIV password
October 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
👉🏼👈🏼 I made the password my FFXIV password