Testpatterns
@longseason.bsky.social
Cam/Cameron
"Only sick music makes money today; our big theaters subsist on Wagner."
https://rateyourmusic.com/~testpatterns
"Only sick music makes money today; our big theaters subsist on Wagner."
https://rateyourmusic.com/~testpatterns
If the girl in your band is hot enough, or has good enough hair, no one will even realize the music is bad.
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
If the girl in your band is hot enough, or has good enough hair, no one will even realize the music is bad.
[to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"]
Now 6 7 meme does not bother me, uh-uh
Did awkward turtle bother you? Tell the truth
Now 6 7 meme does not bother me, uh-uh
Did awkward turtle bother you? Tell the truth
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"]
Now 6 7 meme does not bother me, uh-uh
Did awkward turtle bother you? Tell the truth
Now 6 7 meme does not bother me, uh-uh
Did awkward turtle bother you? Tell the truth
Just heard a sport announcer say emotional intelligence is the QB knowing where to throw the ball. ???
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just heard a sport announcer say emotional intelligence is the QB knowing where to throw the ball. ???
Most genres are fake, like upwards of 80%, and that's okay. The real question is, how many are real?
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Most genres are fake, like upwards of 80%, and that's okay. The real question is, how many are real?
Friday Music Grid. Cheers everyone
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Friday Music Grid. Cheers everyone
MES was up to something when he kept saying "Eat Y'self Fitter" in that one song.
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MES was up to something when he kept saying "Eat Y'self Fitter" in that one song.
Trader Joe’s cashiers do stand up routines while they bag groceries like they don’t see the line forming.
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trader Joe’s cashiers do stand up routines while they bag groceries like they don’t see the line forming.
Pushing 30 making "Hyperpop"🙄
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pushing 30 making "Hyperpop"🙄
My work shit brother refused to look me in the eye today. Would rather stare at the ground than meet my gaze. Games gone lads...
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My work shit brother refused to look me in the eye today. Would rather stare at the ground than meet my gaze. Games gone lads...
Cold DMing E women album recommendations based off their profile vibes.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cold DMing E women album recommendations based off their profile vibes.
Gen-Z is trying to "cancel" handsome, autistic rock icon Tonetta.
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Gen-Z is trying to "cancel" handsome, autistic rock icon Tonetta.
I am once again asking how I can find Musicsky type community here. Please assist.
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I am once again asking how I can find Musicsky type community here. Please assist.
The ideal social situation is to be the dumbest friend, least talented band member, that sort of thing.
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The ideal social situation is to be the dumbest friend, least talented band member, that sort of thing.
Back in like, 2012, I didn't know what a "stan" was but I interacted with a European guy in his 30s who always replied with photos of Françoise Hardy.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Back in like, 2012, I didn't know what a "stan" was but I interacted with a European guy in his 30s who always replied with photos of Françoise Hardy.
This lady keeps sending me emails written entirely as one giant run on sentence in the subject line, and then gets mad at me that I can't understand her problem.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This lady keeps sending me emails written entirely as one giant run on sentence in the subject line, and then gets mad at me that I can't understand her problem.
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okay, yes, it's now dark at 4:30. but at least all the fresh produce also tastes worse
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
okay, yes, it's now dark at 4:30. but at least all the fresh produce also tastes worse
Local Mechanic Wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Local Mechanic Wrapped
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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Iggy of the Stooges
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Iggy of the Stooges
#LastfmFriday last two weeks. Behold! The most unwieldly and cursed topster I've ever made. Low key Nola v Chicago v England slop thing going on
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#LastfmFriday last two weeks. Behold! The most unwieldly and cursed topster I've ever made. Low key Nola v Chicago v England slop thing going on
TFW When what used to excite you does not/
Like you've used up all your allowance/ of experiences/
Head filled with a mass of too well-known people/(This is an important aspect of Big Priest His hypnotic induction process His commercial last chance)
Like you've used up all your allowance/ of experiences/
Head filled with a mass of too well-known people/(This is an important aspect of Big Priest His hypnotic induction process His commercial last chance)
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
TFW When what used to excite you does not/
Like you've used up all your allowance/ of experiences/
Head filled with a mass of too well-known people/(This is an important aspect of Big Priest His hypnotic induction process His commercial last chance)
Like you've used up all your allowance/ of experiences/
Head filled with a mass of too well-known people/(This is an important aspect of Big Priest His hypnotic induction process His commercial last chance)
Gen Z are trying to cancel me because I think old man John Cale (83) needs different facial hair.
a close up of a woman 's face and hair
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face and hair
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gen Z are trying to cancel me because I think old man John Cale (83) needs different facial hair.
Sion Sono go on "the Adam Friedland Show".
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sion Sono go on "the Adam Friedland Show".