LongTailLaser
@longtaillaser.bsky.social
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longtaillaser.bsky.social
I guess the whole Internet is slowly headed towards that model, so you can catch me outside reading a book if that's how things go.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Apparently I've got to age verify for this site now by providing their 3rd party provider my SSN, credit card, or photo ID, and I cannot fully express how much I'm never going to do that.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Gym is supposed to be a judgment free zone but whoever left a half drank 2 liter of fago cotton candy on the bathroom counter, I'm judging.
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datgreenmonstah.bsky.social
I can confidently say she is finally done! My Haru Urara weighted and warming plushie I made in her memory after passing away on the 9th of September at the age of 29 due to colic.
The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕

#art
longtaillaser.bsky.social
I get the math, but zone plates still seem like straight up wizardry to me.

If you're contact printing Id just build an array and give up on the collimated part, although you might lose a bit of sharpness. It works for exposing silk screens.

Parabolic reflector feels like a good answer too.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Diode, optional pinhole, fused silica lens assuming your definition of "bright" and "collimated" isn't too strict.
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berrymeat.com
MEGAPLEX DAY 2!!!

I'm so bad at posting 😅
Come say hi!
Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
Berry meat vendor booth
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otterchaosofc.bsky.social
Come on over to D22!! Cars, otters, monster hunter and other little odds and ends can be found around these parts
longtaillaser.bsky.social
I'm seeing 2 minutes into the future like Nick Cage in next.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Just drank a pre-workout for the first time and this shit should not be legal. My face feels like it's full of ants.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Lotta wisdom here and I'm not just saying that because I finally have a good reason to remove skull crushers from my work out ("sir space dragon said so")
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Bold of the door to door sales guy to try and pitch me while I was underneath my car in the driveway.
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berrymeat.com
All set up at #Furrydelphia2025 !!
Come say hi!!
Berry meat vendor booth
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Now perhaps it's the act of picking a pepper which is somehow already pickled that's worthy of memorializing in a tongue twister. Fair point. But the alternative is he was simply pulling the pickled peppers out of a barrel, which is effectively just shopping.
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Farm discussion tonight:

This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
An 8 quart white basket filled with cucumber, sitting on top of a few bushels of cucumbers.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
Action Bronson rapping
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
Byron Donalds tweets: "In college, I worked at CrackerBarrel
 in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot.

Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture.

No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸"
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Sneaking in my contribution to #WorldPhotographyDay at the last minute.

🐭: @berrymeat.com
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lyamtheyeen.bsky.social
Happy #FursuitFriday from a yote and a buck! Time to relax for the weekend!

🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social
🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social

#furry #furries #fursuit
longtaillaser.bsky.social
Competition between my guilt over throwing useful things (that I no longer need) in the trash, versus my burning hatred of dealing with the people of Facebook marketplace.
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otterchaosofc.bsky.social
Last day for free shipping!
otterchaosofc.bsky.social
Here they are!! The thing I've been vaugly posting about, Kei truck accent pillows!!

They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
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berrymeat.com
This kitty is looking for a forever home!

Come adopt this bean at AWU!!

#AWU2025
Egg opossum holding a cat kigusuit Cat kigusuit
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berrymeat.com
Someone come catch this fish!!
Available at AWU!!
Egg the opossum holding a fish kigusuit Fish kigusuit