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@longzero.com
he/him/his
longzero.com
🚐 #vanlife
📍 🇲🇽
💻 #webdev (e-commerce)
☯ tai chi
🚫 meat, overconsumption, gas
⚡ electric unicycle + other EVs
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longzero.com
🚐 #vanlife
📍 🇲🇽
💻 #webdev (e-commerce)
☯ tai chi
🚫 meat, overconsumption, gas
⚡ electric unicycle + other EVs
🍷🍹🥃🍺🥛🏴🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦
100 x 24 x 365 x 100 = not even 10% of 1 billion
That's the calculation if you work for 100 years, 24 hours per day, for 365 days per year and your hourly salary is 100 USD.
Your only time off happen every four years on leap years.
www.reuters.com/world/live-t...
That's the calculation if you work for 100 years, 24 hours per day, for 365 days per year and your hourly salary is 100 USD.
Your only time off happen every four years on leap years.
www.reuters.com/world/live-t...
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
100 x 24 x 365 x 100 = not even 10% of 1 billion
That's the calculation if you work for 100 years, 24 hours per day, for 365 days per year and your hourly salary is 100 USD.
Your only time off happen every four years on leap years.
www.reuters.com/world/live-t...
That's the calculation if you work for 100 years, 24 hours per day, for 365 days per year and your hourly salary is 100 USD.
Your only time off happen every four years on leap years.
www.reuters.com/world/live-t...
We need to stop storing our data online.
It's certainly convenient not having to type a bunch of information all the time, but leaks just keep happening over and over again.
It's certainly convenient not having to type a bunch of information all the time, but leaks just keep happening over and over again.
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We need to stop storing our data online.
It's certainly convenient not having to type a bunch of information all the time, but leaks just keep happening over and over again.
It's certainly convenient not having to type a bunch of information all the time, but leaks just keep happening over and over again.
In the last few months, my choices of locations have been timed and chosen based on the full moon.
This one is the worst of the summer... Yeah, this greatness qualifies as the worst.
😛😆🌕
#vanlife
This one is the worst of the summer... Yeah, this greatness qualifies as the worst.
😛😆🌕
#vanlife
October 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
In the last few months, my choices of locations have been timed and chosen based on the full moon.
This one is the worst of the summer... Yeah, this greatness qualifies as the worst.
😛😆🌕
#vanlife
This one is the worst of the summer... Yeah, this greatness qualifies as the worst.
😛😆🌕
#vanlife
Oh dear...
youtu.be/k8j3N7dEwzY?...
youtu.be/k8j3N7dEwzY?...
September 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh dear...
youtu.be/k8j3N7dEwzY?...
youtu.be/k8j3N7dEwzY?...
Le fait d'avoir conduit en Basse Californie et à Terre Neuve m'ont énormément relaxé sur les routes.
Je trouve que ce sont les deux endroits les plus agréables pour conduire en Amérique du Nord.
www.ledevoir.com/actualites/s...
Je trouve que ce sont les deux endroits les plus agréables pour conduire en Amérique du Nord.
www.ledevoir.com/actualites/s...
September 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Le fait d'avoir conduit en Basse Californie et à Terre Neuve m'ont énormément relaxé sur les routes.
Je trouve que ce sont les deux endroits les plus agréables pour conduire en Amérique du Nord.
www.ledevoir.com/actualites/s...
Je trouve que ce sont les deux endroits les plus agréables pour conduire en Amérique du Nord.
www.ledevoir.com/actualites/s...
“It's so confusing, isn't it? So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly. The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine.”
September 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“It's so confusing, isn't it? So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly. The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine.”
Je me sens chez moi à Baie-Comeau et c'est un sentiment VRAIMENT étrange à avoir à un endroit où je n'ai ni ami.es ni famille...
I feel home in Baie-Comeau and it's a VERY strange feeling to have in a place where I have neither family nor friends...
I feel home in Baie-Comeau and it's a VERY strange feeling to have in a place where I have neither family nor friends...
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Je me sens chez moi à Baie-Comeau et c'est un sentiment VRAIMENT étrange à avoir à un endroit où je n'ai ni ami.es ni famille...
I feel home in Baie-Comeau and it's a VERY strange feeling to have in a place where I have neither family nor friends...
I feel home in Baie-Comeau and it's a VERY strange feeling to have in a place where I have neither family nor friends...
This guy wants the Nobel Peace prize...
September 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This guy wants the Nobel Peace prize...
In real life, minions are not cool, cute, colourful, fun, etc.
In real life, minions are despicable, evil, power hungry, terrorists, etc.
In real life, minions are despicable, evil, power hungry, terrorists, etc.
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In real life, minions are not cool, cute, colourful, fun, etc.
In real life, minions are despicable, evil, power hungry, terrorists, etc.
In real life, minions are despicable, evil, power hungry, terrorists, etc.
I watched KPop Demon Hunter and I understand why it's so popular. It is a blend of Blade/Underworld, Pitch Perfect, Turning Red and Romeo & Juliet.
It has:
- The fantasy of the forces of good and evil.
- The singing of Pitch Perfect.
- The depth of Turning Red.
- The drama of Romeo & Juliet.
It has:
- The fantasy of the forces of good and evil.
- The singing of Pitch Perfect.
- The depth of Turning Red.
- The drama of Romeo & Juliet.
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I watched KPop Demon Hunter and I understand why it's so popular. It is a blend of Blade/Underworld, Pitch Perfect, Turning Red and Romeo & Juliet.
It has:
- The fantasy of the forces of good and evil.
- The singing of Pitch Perfect.
- The depth of Turning Red.
- The drama of Romeo & Juliet.
It has:
- The fantasy of the forces of good and evil.
- The singing of Pitch Perfect.
- The depth of Turning Red.
- The drama of Romeo & Juliet.
Enshittification: Google showing me a language I don't read, speak, write or learn.
Maybe it isn't even a language and it's actually gibberish.
Maybe it isn't even a language and it's actually gibberish.
August 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Enshittification: Google showing me a language I don't read, speak, write or learn.
Maybe it isn't even a language and it's actually gibberish.
Maybe it isn't even a language and it's actually gibberish.
I think I'm due for an oil change. Google maps doesn't allow more destinations so this is definitely not a real number. This is just the minimum number. The real number is actually more, definitely more.
August 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I think I'm due for an oil change. Google maps doesn't allow more destinations so this is definitely not a real number. This is just the minimum number. The real number is actually more, definitely more.
Hey Dragon Ball fans... I think it's all real and Cell is much bigger than we thought. There must be Saiyans among us...
August 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hey Dragon Ball fans... I think it's all real and Cell is much bigger than we thought. There must be Saiyans among us...
August 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Nature doesn't like humans, for good reasons.
www.theweathernetwork.com/en/maps/fire...
www.theweathernetwork.com/en/maps/fire...
August 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Nature doesn't like humans, for good reasons.
www.theweathernetwork.com/en/maps/fire...
www.theweathernetwork.com/en/maps/fire...
The internet is bots.
It's also only a handful of apps and websites that are all really mirrors of each other.
News are copies of each other and social networks are filled with people posting the same copies across their accounts.
In essence, this “human behaviour” is naught but bot behaviour.
It's also only a handful of apps and websites that are all really mirrors of each other.
News are copies of each other and social networks are filled with people posting the same copies across their accounts.
In essence, this “human behaviour” is naught but bot behaviour.
August 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The internet is bots.
It's also only a handful of apps and websites that are all really mirrors of each other.
News are copies of each other and social networks are filled with people posting the same copies across their accounts.
In essence, this “human behaviour” is naught but bot behaviour.
It's also only a handful of apps and websites that are all really mirrors of each other.
News are copies of each other and social networks are filled with people posting the same copies across their accounts.
In essence, this “human behaviour” is naught but bot behaviour.
If we lived in the era of sending post cards, I would send this. I've been living here for five days.
I don't merely seek pretty landscapes; I live in them.
#vanlife
I don't merely seek pretty landscapes; I live in them.
#vanlife
July 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If we lived in the era of sending post cards, I would send this. I've been living here for five days.
I don't merely seek pretty landscapes; I live in them.
#vanlife
I don't merely seek pretty landscapes; I live in them.
#vanlife
I'm a smart ass who comes up with crazy passwords that some services don't handle, so before choosing a password, I click on the submit button and hope that a list of criteria will show up.
In a way, if I wanted to hack the system, I know the constraints and I know what I'm working with.
In a way, if I wanted to hack the system, I know the constraints and I know what I'm working with.
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'm a smart ass who comes up with crazy passwords that some services don't handle, so before choosing a password, I click on the submit button and hope that a list of criteria will show up.
In a way, if I wanted to hack the system, I know the constraints and I know what I'm working with.
In a way, if I wanted to hack the system, I know the constraints and I know what I'm working with.
About Texas flooding, the infrastructure sucks. This was just a regular rainy day in Fort Stockton.
If this happens on a regular day, it's obvious that it would be worse if there's more than just regular.
If this happens on a regular day, it's obvious that it would be worse if there's more than just regular.
July 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
About Texas flooding, the infrastructure sucks. This was just a regular rainy day in Fort Stockton.
If this happens on a regular day, it's obvious that it would be worse if there's more than just regular.
If this happens on a regular day, it's obvious that it would be worse if there's more than just regular.
Every time I see an AI generated image like this one, I find it's such an irony to claim to care about nature and waste SO MUCH resources just to generate images.
July 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Every time I see an AI generated image like this one, I find it's such an irony to claim to care about nature and waste SO MUCH resources just to generate images.