Elissa
@loosepolygon.bsky.social
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Programmer, 3D modeller, thing creator, people respecter
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loosepolygon.bsky.social
obsessed with this wikiHow tutorial on how to drive a car that's 2 minutes long
How to Drive a Car
loosepolygon.bsky.social
what kind of things does austin type on his phone about for this to be the case???
loosepolygon.bsky.social
omg my partner has a copy of the game that does this. but they don't know where it came from. where even did you buy pirated N64 games from back then?

oh apparently it started happening after using gameshark, then persisted forever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
loosepolygon.bsky.social
videogames have gone too far
loosepolygon.bsky.social
when someone asks you to draw a bullet hole but you only know how to draw spider webs
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol