Lorain the Pain
@loraintheepain.bsky.social
IM THE KING OF BOGGLE THERE IS NONE HIGHER I GET 11 POINTS ON THE WORD QUAGMIRE
Sometimes i wish i could view a webpage without needing to make an account
January 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Sometimes i wish i could view a webpage without needing to make an account
In porch beer we trust
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
In porch beer we trust
When you remember tomorrow is Monday AM I RIGHT
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When you remember tomorrow is Monday AM I RIGHT
Courage is having the strength to say "I can't do this anymore" to your family's annual viewing of Fred Claus
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Courage is having the strength to say "I can't do this anymore" to your family's annual viewing of Fred Claus
The soft animal of my body has been hit by a semi truck and is on the side of the highway
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The soft animal of my body has been hit by a semi truck and is on the side of the highway
Getting a juror summons in my mailbox that wasn't for me feels like I just barely survived the hunger games reaping
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Getting a juror summons in my mailbox that wasn't for me feels like I just barely survived the hunger games reaping
All I want for Christmas is the impossible (Joann's giftcard)
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All I want for Christmas is the impossible (Joann's giftcard)
My dad has constructed a French Revolution style barricade so he can bring in groceries without the cat getting under his feet to beg for food
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My dad has constructed a French Revolution style barricade so he can bring in groceries without the cat getting under his feet to beg for food
So many things I want to do but I am just one person and not even a very well built one
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So many things I want to do but I am just one person and not even a very well built one
Never know what to do while waiting for water to boil im just doing anything, sitting on the ground, hitting the Tim Tebow pose you name it
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Never know what to do while waiting for water to boil im just doing anything, sitting on the ground, hitting the Tim Tebow pose you name it
Why is there a cask of amontillado in my apartment
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why is there a cask of amontillado in my apartment
Snapchat is going out of its way, multiple times a day, to remind me of my dead cat
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Snapchat is going out of its way, multiple times a day, to remind me of my dead cat
9/10 car accidents happen inside a Costco parking lot
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
9/10 car accidents happen inside a Costco parking lot
The lion does not concern herself with whether or not she has enough yarn to finish a project
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The lion does not concern herself with whether or not she has enough yarn to finish a project
Born to not drive forced to yes drive
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Born to not drive forced to yes drive
God Bless the Swiffer 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
God Bless the Swiffer 🙏
Born to knit and sew little outfits forced to work
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Born to knit and sew little outfits forced to work
I feel like sometimes book covers don't need to be doing all that
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I feel like sometimes book covers don't need to be doing all that
I cracked myself up on this one sorry
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I cracked myself up on this one sorry
New biblical plague unlocked: there are giant crickets in my house?
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
New biblical plague unlocked: there are giant crickets in my house?
I love old people hobbies like knitting, crosswords, driving badly, and getting surgery
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I love old people hobbies like knitting, crosswords, driving badly, and getting surgery
Every day I check the mail expecting a letter that tells me that I'm in big trouble for something and that everyone hates me
September 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every day I check the mail expecting a letter that tells me that I'm in big trouble for something and that everyone hates me
I'm in my rip van winkle era
September 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm in my rip van winkle era
Pls what could possibly be his story I need to know
August 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pls what could possibly be his story I need to know