Lorcasaur
@lorcasaur.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Writer. Word nerd. Bird nerd. Brenda was bird. Urban and actual safari enthusiast. Been places and hope to always be in more. Robot mom. GO BILLS, forever and always.
Is Alan Alda playing Yossarian in the film adaptation of Catch-22 officially Mandela Effect? Apparently I’m not alone in misremembering this… and I’ve never seen M.A.S.H.
May 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is Alan Alda playing Yossarian in the film adaptation of Catch-22 officially Mandela Effect? Apparently I’m not alone in misremembering this… and I’ve never seen M.A.S.H.
ABB: Anybody But Baffert
May 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ABB: Anybody But Baffert
And the winner for best Derby hat is…
May 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And the winner for best Derby hat is…
Blueberry RA
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Blueberry RA
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Pause the Swedish moose migration in the morning and enjoy in the evening while the live stream is dark. This is preferable to the LITERAL ONLY ALTERNATIVE of missing appointments and work.
April 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Pause the Swedish moose migration in the morning and enjoy in the evening while the live stream is dark. This is preferable to the LITERAL ONLY ALTERNATIVE of missing appointments and work.
The Swedish moose migration is everything right now.
April 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Swedish moose migration is everything right now.
Giant food-shaped truck convoy: prove to me that this nation CAN come together as one.
April 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Giant food-shaped truck convoy: prove to me that this nation CAN come together as one.
Just gonna say it: I hate back-and-forth sports. Give me (American) football or give me Eurovision.
April 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just gonna say it: I hate back-and-forth sports. Give me (American) football or give me Eurovision.
Every few weeks while watching TV, I get random whiffs of raw garlic and realize I dragged the sleeve of my house robe over my cutting board. Again.
It is delicious. I relish it. I will wash the damn thing tomorrow, but if this were acceptable perfume I would wear it.
It is delicious. I relish it. I will wash the damn thing tomorrow, but if this were acceptable perfume I would wear it.
March 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Every few weeks while watching TV, I get random whiffs of raw garlic and realize I dragged the sleeve of my house robe over my cutting board. Again.
It is delicious. I relish it. I will wash the damn thing tomorrow, but if this were acceptable perfume I would wear it.
It is delicious. I relish it. I will wash the damn thing tomorrow, but if this were acceptable perfume I would wear it.
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I’m sure every #buffalobills fan in Boston looks at every red-and-blue hat hoping for the same thing (because we do it, too). Thanks to everyone running on the Charles today who fueled us with a “Go, Bills!” We never intended it, but being an outsider fan in your hometown is fun.
February 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m sure every #buffalobills fan in Boston looks at every red-and-blue hat hoping for the same thing (because we do it, too). Thanks to everyone running on the Charles today who fueled us with a “Go, Bills!” We never intended it, but being an outsider fan in your hometown is fun.
At least the Yankees are letting dudes have beards. Freedom is alive in this country!
February 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
At least the Yankees are letting dudes have beards. Freedom is alive in this country!
It’s nice to be angry over aglets. I should lean into the aglet rage and ignore everything else.
February 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s nice to be angry over aglets. I should lean into the aglet rage and ignore everything else.
Life happens fast. One minute you’re a kid learning the definition of “aglet” and wielding it like a badge of honor (yes, I have always been cool).
Next, you’re tearing the house upside down looking for a package that IS DEFINITELY WITHIN THESE WALLS and getting pissed upon failing to find them.
Next, you’re tearing the house upside down looking for a package that IS DEFINITELY WITHIN THESE WALLS and getting pissed upon failing to find them.
February 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Life happens fast. One minute you’re a kid learning the definition of “aglet” and wielding it like a badge of honor (yes, I have always been cool).
Next, you’re tearing the house upside down looking for a package that IS DEFINITELY WITHIN THESE WALLS and getting pissed upon failing to find them.
Next, you’re tearing the house upside down looking for a package that IS DEFINITELY WITHIN THESE WALLS and getting pissed upon failing to find them.
“Skeleton vehicle” was a crossword clue and I played “skin” instead of “sled.” Mine was better.
February 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
“Skeleton vehicle” was a crossword clue and I played “skin” instead of “sled.” Mine was better.
Very disappointed that googling “Joe Burrow lady butt” didn’t immediately pay off for my sister.
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Very disappointed that googling “Joe Burrow lady butt” didn’t immediately pay off for my sister.
Depriving any part of a fan base of playoff football is sheer greed, and cruel. Yes, we have Amazon Prime. No, I’m not proud of it. And I’m especially not proud of the NFL right now.
January 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Depriving any part of a fan base of playoff football is sheer greed, and cruel. Yes, we have Amazon Prime. No, I’m not proud of it. And I’m especially not proud of the NFL right now.
Yes, this was us.
A Christmas card from Laura and Rob of Massachusetts!
Also, yes. I will get you where you want to go.
#holidaygreetings #hamfun #mail
Also, yes. I will get you where you want to go.
#holidaygreetings #hamfun #mail
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yes, this was us.
My husband just suggested transferring my forehead grease to the backs of my desiccated hands. This is either disgusting or brilliant. Possibly both?
Will report back! #ymmv
Will report back! #ymmv
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My husband just suggested transferring my forehead grease to the backs of my desiccated hands. This is either disgusting or brilliant. Possibly both?
Will report back! #ymmv
Will report back! #ymmv
@brotherbill716.bsky.social Please don’t make me go back to the bad place for today’s video. Can you please post here, too? GO BILLS!
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 PM
@brotherbill716.bsky.social Please don’t make me go back to the bad place for today’s video. Can you please post here, too? GO BILLS!
I thought Slimetime was Thursday?
December 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I thought Slimetime was Thursday?
There’s a teeny little 1 next to the Chiefs, and a slightly less teeny 2 next to the Lions. Those footsteps in the sand are from the Bills throttling you. #GOBILLS
December 16, 2024 at 1:11 AM
There’s a teeny little 1 next to the Chiefs, and a slightly less teeny 2 next to the Lions. Those footsteps in the sand are from the Bills throttling you. #GOBILLS
My siblings and I used to make fun of our dad for wanting a Steely Dan box set for Christmas. Wolf? Know now that one of us thinks you’re cool.
December 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
My siblings and I used to make fun of our dad for wanting a Steely Dan box set for Christmas. Wolf? Know now that one of us thinks you’re cool.
The Simpson’s MNF broadcast looks insufferably stupid, but at least we know we have the choice to ignore it. Unlike my father last year, who unwittingly watched an entire game in Slimetime because he thought it was his only option. NEVER FORGET.
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The Simpson’s MNF broadcast looks insufferably stupid, but at least we know we have the choice to ignore it. Unlike my father last year, who unwittingly watched an entire game in Slimetime because he thought it was his only option. NEVER FORGET.