I’m sorry, but Women’s football will not be taken seriously until they embrace a variety of hairstyles just like the men’s game. All the players, and some managers, have gone for the Croydon Facelift! Come on ladies, a bit of imagination, please!

Just spotted Fr Calvin Robinson enjoying a camping holiday on a site quite near us…

Oh Good, England v Netherlands football on TV… Oh for heavens sake… women’s football. Still doesn’t seem right to me… hold on, they’re winning 4-0! Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿!!!

Breaking news! Lord Tebbit more dead than he was before!
One of his closest friends said that as a compassionate, caring, working class Conservative, Lord Tebbit would daily peruse the Telegraph’s obituary column and say, “Oh good, that bastards dead!”
Errr… well… ummm 🤔…