What. In all. The levels. Of *every* Hell??!!

A... Holy Spirit Board.

What the ACTUAL *HYPOCRITICAL* *_HERETICAL_* fuck?!

Uh-huh. That's Jesus you're talking to. The Lamb is moving the... oh Lords and Ladies... the *cross-shaped planchette*.

Christians... stealing pagan stuff since forever.

Teammate (having an especially frustrating day dealing with a bitchy QA Analyst): There are no words to describe how mad I am right now!

Me: Oh, no. Let's be honest. There are *plenty* of words. Just none you can use here at work. 😏

Wonder if the FBI/CIA have another low-level mob member they plan to sacrifice like they did Jack Ruby... 🤔

Just sayin'. Keep an eye on how close the security around Tyler Robinson is, and if there are obvious openings.

Hello, fiends... um... friends!

It's Con season, so please share this around wherever you can to save everyone's senses.

Street Fighter, Transformers, D&D, LotR, Monty Python, Doctor Who, and now Final Fantasy.

Face it, Hasbro, you're never gonna get me to play M:tG. Stop slutting yourself out. It's never gonna happen!

Sometimes, it takes more than just "a little glass vial"... 😏

Stumbled across this earlier, and it is absolutely perfect... 🤣

Just got off of an All-Hands call for my entire division of the company. It was the usual drivel about production, quality, blah blah blah. At the end of the call, however, big boss said he views his organization as "Team America"...

I just couldn't pay attention to whatever was said next... 😏