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Lord Baron McCabre

@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social

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A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d

I am one of those "weird" residents of Santa Cruz.

I outright refuse to ever watch Lost Boys.

I've never visited the house.

I never had the urge to do a play about it.

I resist because I must.

But I will give mad props to the song that everyone knows it for.

That is my spoopaween update

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 13h

Meanwhile...

@aotearoabadger.bsky.social

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 13h

Space King would declare a WAAAAAAAA

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 13h

HE IS ON THE HATE MARCH!!!

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 14h

I'll just be leaving this here for @aotearoabadger.bsky.social

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 15h

There are six more of these cattenballs and when you get all seven of them together, one #orangecat will get a singular braincell.

It will take 256 episodes to get the second one.

Are you ready?

#cat #catanime #itsadragonballreferenceofcourseiwillwinthisfight

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 17h

And three months after that it will be 2030

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 20h

I totally understand, I have a potato cat who looks like a baked potato when she lies down and I can feel the collapse of reality.

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed!

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Complete vibes, no brain activity, just bliss

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

This is my brain most days for sure, so I can empathize greatly.

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

The best part is I get like three pets of the belly that she will tolerate before she just decides that my hand is a candidate for destruction haha

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Smarter than some managers I've worked with, I will say that much

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, because that is essentially what the American Human wants to do anyway, of course.

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Potatoes don't belong on bags.

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Overwhelming for sure!

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

I see my mother has made an impression

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Negative braincell activity repelling the braincell in the toy.

Accurate

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

And of course it is actually a braincell. At least there is an effort

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

This is my brain at the moment

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

In much lighter posts.

The most orange-ist orange that ever did orange right now today as of this post.

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, listening to "Haunted" by Type O Negative.

So much of my pensive young 20s were hooked on this song.

And now at nearly 50, I can only look at that younger self in pity.

You were never meant to love, little demon. You were merely meant to be.

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

Rotating braincell. Clearly braincell lottery is rigged

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d

It's like Discord with anti blackjack and anti hookers

Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 3d

Well, that was a terrible use of an hour at 4x speed with no real need to do it other than I was avoiding doing other chores in the house.

Now I am stupider and the chores still need to be done.

HUBRIS!

Thanks for reading, and goodbye!

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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 3d

"Did you know that I don't mourn anyone or anything because I know they deserved to die and there was nothing I could do to honor them in a proper way that the universe hasn't already conspired to punish them for? And that's just my wife!"

Mom, Grandpa's been drinking again!

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