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nicole 🦇
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the scariest thing a horror writer can imagine is a fat lady
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
if i don't get some of this right now im going to end up on the evening news
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
teaching 16 kids after they spent the entire day doing valentine's parties and eating candy is not for the faint of heart i think they killed me
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
pe teacher just described knocked loose as nu metal. open the schools
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
word on the street is there's no schlong in wuthering heights WHATS THE POINT THEN??????
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
i just wanna kiss my fish......
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
a kid used my hand to wipe his nose today
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
STOP showing me the dead puppybowl puppy
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
bad bunny guest starring on the muppet show and pepe is his translator but he translates everything he says wrong and thats the whole bit
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
jacob elordi would be an absolute nightmare to film with the muppets bc hes like 5 muppets tall but i cannot help but dream
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
🥲
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
wore muppet outfits yesterday and today and what if i show up tomorrow in another one
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 AM
like how did they know i love islands in the stream? how did they know i needed to hear kermit singing it? how did they know?
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
didnt realize mike flanagan was doing the exorcist. must he thrust his horrible sticky little fingers in everything i love
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
didnt stay up to watch the muppet show bc im an employed adult and now i gotta endure an entire day at work seeing people online talk about how good it is
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
took down my bats bc enough fell off that it was starting to bother me but i miss them so i need to start baturday up again
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
too many comics to read i need to quit my job
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
harry styles' grammy outfit is taking me tf out dude he looks insane
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
how does punxsutawney phil tell them though like how do they communicate with him
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
some work from the kiddos today
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
paul dano aegyo
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
steve whitmire's back
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 PM
every time crisis on infinite earths becomes even a bit compelling they stop the interesting stuff and introduce some rando ive never heard of and throw him into a situation
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i love imagining what im listening to is blasting in red hoods helmet while im playing. like yeah hes speeding through gotham on the batcycle listening to torn by natalie imbruglia. thats canon
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM