TO THE CLOUD!!
@lordbatcat.bsky.social
writer, warper-manipulator of sound, dickytittie lyricist, garbage dumpster debuntante, purveyor of laughs, baseball, hoops, tennis, tattoos, synthesizers, your mom
Go take a super close listen to the beat construction El-P did for Cannibal Ox "Ridiculoid." It's fucking bananas. A 25-year-old beat still smashing everyone's domes.
July 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Go take a super close listen to the beat construction El-P did for Cannibal Ox "Ridiculoid." It's fucking bananas. A 25-year-old beat still smashing everyone's domes.
@baseball-reference.com the "guess the player" part of the trivia email newsletter links to Shea Hillenbrand, which is impossible and not the player page it's supposed to be for the correct answer.
June 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@baseball-reference.com the "guess the player" part of the trivia email newsletter links to Shea Hillenbrand, which is impossible and not the player page it's supposed to be for the correct answer.
You wanna go to war, let's start this
I got a whole warehouse of beaten objects labeled "catharsis"
My painful machinations deliver more than esthesis
You've never seen a force like this, you can't defeat this
#barz$z #SillyRhymes #FunnyBattleRaps #vocabularyisnecessary
I got a whole warehouse of beaten objects labeled "catharsis"
My painful machinations deliver more than esthesis
You've never seen a force like this, you can't defeat this
#barz$z #SillyRhymes #FunnyBattleRaps #vocabularyisnecessary
June 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You wanna go to war, let's start this
I got a whole warehouse of beaten objects labeled "catharsis"
My painful machinations deliver more than esthesis
You've never seen a force like this, you can't defeat this
#barz$z #SillyRhymes #FunnyBattleRaps #vocabularyisnecessary
I got a whole warehouse of beaten objects labeled "catharsis"
My painful machinations deliver more than esthesis
You've never seen a force like this, you can't defeat this
#barz$z #SillyRhymes #FunnyBattleRaps #vocabularyisnecessary
I want to write a Planters "Awwww, nuts!" ad where the person being handed nuts goes nuclear anaphylactic and dies. It would be a high -shock, deep-impact PSA, in a sense.
June 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I want to write a Planters "Awwww, nuts!" ad where the person being handed nuts goes nuclear anaphylactic and dies. It would be a high -shock, deep-impact PSA, in a sense.
Dreamt last night: I met the last man named Michael. And I the remaining Gabriel. The Lord's throne still needs our protection. I was gifted the Lord's AR-15 for the onslaught. It was an ill-begotten gift. It was even monogrammed with 'Jesus' on the trigger. I was not the judicious archangel.
May 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dreamt last night: I met the last man named Michael. And I the remaining Gabriel. The Lord's throne still needs our protection. I was gifted the Lord's AR-15 for the onslaught. It was an ill-begotten gift. It was even monogrammed with 'Jesus' on the trigger. I was not the judicious archangel.
Fuck Angel Reese, my layups is hittin, like LeBron cryin foul, you know I'm hungry for chicken
May 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fuck Angel Reese, my layups is hittin, like LeBron cryin foul, you know I'm hungry for chicken
That "remix" of "The Blue Danube" in that Lincoln ad with Serena Williams is an affront to musickind and should be punishable by banishment to a gulag with no music, at all. Just the constant sound of a screwdriver scraping corrugated aluminum. For like a thousand years.
May 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That "remix" of "The Blue Danube" in that Lincoln ad with Serena Williams is an affront to musickind and should be punishable by banishment to a gulag with no music, at all. Just the constant sound of a screwdriver scraping corrugated aluminum. For like a thousand years.
I once thought I had something to say that's important, but right now my mind is just a music sex organ
April 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I once thought I had something to say that's important, but right now my mind is just a music sex organ
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fring portrait i made a couple years ago #breakingbad
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
fring portrait i made a couple years ago #breakingbad
You'll understand when I say I believe in and practice a certain kind of decadence that is appreciating the joy in life.
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
You'll understand when I say I believe in and practice a certain kind of decadence that is appreciating the joy in life.
Everything is a tight, fuck you space to live in.
April 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everything is a tight, fuck you space to live in.
People who say "that's so you" in quick, blanket statements, often don't fucking know you that well. The people who truly know you well still ask questions to learn more about how much they know you.
April 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
People who say "that's so you" in quick, blanket statements, often don't fucking know you that well. The people who truly know you well still ask questions to learn more about how much they know you.
I am thoroughly enjoying #DyingForSex
April 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying #DyingForSex
freedom is terrifying, but wouldn't you rather explore the depths of that shit-instilling fearscape with promise to, at the very least, die on your own terms, rather than idly choke down your demise while surfing video clips of people being so self-important.
April 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
freedom is terrifying, but wouldn't you rather explore the depths of that shit-instilling fearscape with promise to, at the very least, die on your own terms, rather than idly choke down your demise while surfing video clips of people being so self-important.
Step outside of that metric for a moment. Don't deny it. Don't dismiss its potential usefulness. But step outside of that metric for a minute.
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Step outside of that metric for a moment. Don't deny it. Don't dismiss its potential usefulness. But step outside of that metric for a minute.
We excuse the numbing, industriousness of the lighting, it's cold, barely-blue whiteness. We excuse it for efficiency. To what standard are we holding the word, the notion, the implied agreement upon, to the extent of this "efficiency?"
April 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We excuse the numbing, industriousness of the lighting, it's cold, barely-blue whiteness. We excuse it for efficiency. To what standard are we holding the word, the notion, the implied agreement upon, to the extent of this "efficiency?"
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Don't let it in. Don't let it rule you.
April 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Don't let it in. Don't let it rule you.
It's never necessary to egregiously pile it on on someone, like myself, who actively writes goodbye letters in their head all the time.
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's never necessary to egregiously pile it on on someone, like myself, who actively writes goodbye letters in their head all the time.
Man, I wish I could look like @thepistons.bsky.social Jalen Duren. Fuckin guy is CUT. I wish I had the time and well....probably harder to do at 50. Still, whoof.
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Man, I wish I could look like @thepistons.bsky.social Jalen Duren. Fuckin guy is CUT. I wish I had the time and well....probably harder to do at 50. Still, whoof.
Occasionally, my response to veganist castigations steeped in sentience or spirit/consciousness without the informing use of psychedelics to understand that plants have those, too, is that I should starve myself. And maybe they should, as well. Maybe they should until they expire or I do.
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Occasionally, my response to veganist castigations steeped in sentience or spirit/consciousness without the informing use of psychedelics to understand that plants have those, too, is that I should starve myself. And maybe they should, as well. Maybe they should until they expire or I do.
I just telepathically communicated with a dog on the bus.
March 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just telepathically communicated with a dog on the bus.
I think my pane of the Holograph/am is glitching. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty okay with it. Just taking some getting used to.
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think my pane of the Holograph/am is glitching. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty okay with it. Just taking some getting used to.