Jon Benne
@lordbenne.bsky.social
The same handle on Twitter if you still care about that.
Me watching the Atlanta Falcons:
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me watching the Atlanta Falcons:
This could end up being more important than any of us anticipated two months ago
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This could end up being more important than any of us anticipated two months ago
Rams are the best team in football and it's not particularly close
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Rams are the best team in football and it's not particularly close
Best comic panels (I'm not sorry)
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Best comic panels (I'm not sorry)
Washington men have 11 minutes to avoid being eliminated from the tournament in November
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Washington men have 11 minutes to avoid being eliminated from the tournament in November
Tery Fontenot has been the Falcons GM since 2021. We ever gonna see progress or what?
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Tery Fontenot has been the Falcons GM since 2021. We ever gonna see progress or what?
--Washington drafts QB at #2
--Has phenomenal rookie year
--Immediately suffers major injuries
--Has phenomenal rookie year
--Immediately suffers major injuries
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
--Washington drafts QB at #2
--Has phenomenal rookie year
--Immediately suffers major injuries
--Has phenomenal rookie year
--Immediately suffers major injuries
Think we can cross Oklahoma off the Playoff shortlist.
If they don't come back today then 6-6 is suddenly on the table.
If they don't come back today then 6-6 is suddenly on the table.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Think we can cross Oklahoma off the Playoff shortlist.
If they don't come back today then 6-6 is suddenly on the table.
If they don't come back today then 6-6 is suddenly on the table.
Wentz seeing that Sam Darnold contract go up in smoke:
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wentz seeing that Sam Darnold contract go up in smoke:
Kyle Shanahan and Mike McDaniel
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Kyle Shanahan and Mike McDaniel
When the Mariners call in Jon "Lord" Benne to pitch the 11th
October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When the Mariners call in Jon "Lord" Benne to pitch the 11th
Dan staring at Vargas in the pen with a 7-run lead
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dan staring at Vargas in the pen with a 7-run lead
Pete Carroll's first (only?) year with the Raiders
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Pete Carroll's first (only?) year with the Raiders
AJ Pierzynski calling the M's series
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
AJ Pierzynski calling the M's series
Jack Flaherty today, for some reason
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Jack Flaherty today, for some reason
A bullpen game in the playoffs
September 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A bullpen game in the playoffs
I didn't want to have to do this, but:
Pete and Chip on the Raiders
Pete and Chip on the Raiders
September 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I didn't want to have to do this, but:
Pete and Chip on the Raiders
Pete and Chip on the Raiders
God it's so fucking beautiful
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
God it's so fucking beautiful
"Kickers and DST don't matter," they said ....
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Kickers and DST don't matter," they said ....
The "fell for it again award" but for people who think Justin Fields has finally turned a corner
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The "fell for it again award" but for people who think Justin Fields has finally turned a corner