roach 🪳 CEO of sallicole
@lordcanti.bsky.social
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23 / she/xe/he / evil autistic lesbian from hell 🪷🪳 is my cringe yumeship icon and banner by @kyurochurro.bsky.social https://sallicole.straw.page/
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lordcanti.bsky.social
(doesnt watch american dad for a few days) ouuughh my wife i miss my wife
lordcanti.bsky.social
it would be so cool if they set up surge as a rival for amy but amy cant have or do ANYTHING nowadays
lordcanti.bsky.social
this mina mongoose is very special because shes for @bobobobobo12234.bsky.social. you hear me? this is a very special mina. its a special mina for bobo. capeesh?
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i'd love to be reincarnated as an ash mongoose hater because theres 3 normal fans of him maximum
maybe 4
lordcanti.bsky.social
having an obscure fave character is the worst because 95% of their fanart will be the most despicable fetishes imaginable
lordcanti.bsky.social
having an obscure fave character is the worst because 95% of their fanart will be the most despicable fetishes imaginable
lordcanti.bsky.social
Emotionally abusive mom with health problems starter pack

"Are you trying to make me ill?"
"I'm going to drop dead one day"
"Yeah well I had cancer"
"You're going to give me another heart attack"

To any valid criticism ever
lordcanti.bsky.social
When my mom had cancer she legiterally became evil and I wasn't allowed to defend myself because you can't exactly yell at someone who has cancer can you
lordcanti.bsky.social
There's a crazy genre of emotional abuse you can only get from a mom with health problems
lordcanti.bsky.social
you get the reference you get a cookie
lordcanti.bsky.social
the homophobic sally fans are accusing me of faking my migraines on twitter i had to whip out photographic evidence of the mri truck
lordcanti.bsky.social
how do i achieve this look as a 5'1" lesbian
lordcanti.bsky.social
wow i love how imgur is banned in the uk now
lordcanti.bsky.social
throwback to this c0mm of roach's original design from @/fedoragato...
and his ex boyfriend (they didn't break up. thats his girlfriend now)
lordcanti.bsky.social
being immunocompromised feels like this every single day forever and ever
lordcanti.bsky.social
Most universally hated sonic character #sonicafterfreedom
lordcanti.bsky.social
I GOT THE BRAND NEW COVID STRAIN 😂👌👌 ITS CALLED NIMBUS