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Roadie. Swears a fucking lot.
There's a Go Fund Me for murderer Jonathan Ross, who took the life of Renee Nicole Good.

How in the fuck have we evolved as a society, as human beings? Donate money to a murderer? Try and make this make fucking sense.
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Working with a herniated disc is something I would avoid. Didn't realise it at the time, but I got gig shit done. But I have a few days to recover.
January 11, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Kristi Noem has suggested that people should do something nice for ICE like buy them lunch. Are you fucking serious? They just murdered a woman. Murdered. And you want people to buy these fascist goons a cheeseburger? Get fucked, you heartless ghoul.
January 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
If you want to rage and punch things, just play Word Trails after a dozen beers. You'll be fucking knocking holes in the wall.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
After three weeks off, it was great to get back to gig shit. Despite the fucking heat, we got shit done. Show day is tomorrow. Enjoy Yungblood, Sydney!
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
They're still trying to spin it. Renee Nicole Wood was not a domestic terrorist. The domestic terrorists are the fucking ICE agents and everyone in the Trump Administration.
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Trump's post about ICE killing the woman in Minneapolis is 100% bullshit. We've all seen the footage. Anyone who still supports this vile piece of shit, there's no hope for you, you're a brain-dead fucking cultist.

ICE is Trump's Gestapo.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You'd think a roadie would embrace a bunch of days off and sleep, right? But, no. Here I am, roadie sleep pattern in place and I'm wide awake.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Day sorted.
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It's fucking hot. So I'm heading out to the pub for a cold beer and read a book.
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Get to see the Soulfly/Nailbomb gig later this month. Fuck yeah!
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The corrupt Trump Administration banging on large about being a government that will take down other corrupt governments is an example of absolute hypocrisy.
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Can someone come over so we can play a board game. No one plays board games any more.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Heat wave coming. I always make dye I have these handy for hydration. Used them for years on gigs.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Can someone just punch Tim Pool in the face, take off his beanie and shit in it. I'm too far away for these actions.
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
So Trump is going to run Venezuela?

He can't even run America.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Thunderstorm. Love it.
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Oil reserves. That's all you need to know.
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Trump aches for the Nobel Peace Prize and then invades Venezuela. Didn't stop the war in Ukraine in one day, three wars he said he ended didn't even exist...

How the fuck did people vote for this fuckwit?
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
New stickers.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Headphones mean fuck off and leave me alone. I don't care that you like the band that's on my t-shirt, I'm not interested in conversation, just fuck away off, I'm enjoying music and I don't need a new friend.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Guess who's still on holiday
Guess who's drinking beers today
I am, I am.
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Yeah. Fuck sandals.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Happy New Beer 🍻🍺🤘
January 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2026 bring you love, health, and amazing memories. Care not about what you don't have, but treasure what you do have. Be safe, be well. And stay fucking awesome.
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM